[Pughead]

I had the wackiest dream last night.
Dwight from "The Office" hired a cop to give me a fake ticket.

To sum it up, everyone was in a parking garage and told to stand by their cars. The officer asked Dwight in a low voice, "You sure it was gray?" And Dwight says loudly, "Yes. It was a gray car." And then he started looking around intensely at everyone and their cars as if he was looking for someone.

Well, he pointed at me and my car and said, "That's it. That's the car." I yelled, "My car isn't gray, it's white!" But he kept insisting, and the officer bought it.

So I went over to Dwight and grabbed him by the collar and started shouting at him, "How could you do this? I didn't do anything you ***** - hole!"
No matter what I said he kept repeating the same phrase in the classic Dwight tone of voice. "You have broken the law, and you will suffer the consequences."

I went back to my car and the officer was finishing up. He tipped his hat and said, "There you go. Have a nice day."

I looked at the ticket. It looked like a series of coupons for a cheap burger restaurant. It had several descriptions for various "fines", each with their own penalty fee. The top fine was over $500, but I don't remember what it said. I think the lowest was $19.95. Just like an advertisement!

Anyway, the officer circled my fine on the "ticket". I read the description and the amount of the fine.

Description:
"Failure to applaud and act wildly within 2 minutes of passing an armory."

Fee:
"$49.99"

And I did in fact pass a US National Guard Armory before this whole thing happened. And yes, Dwight was wearing the same clothes that he does on "The Office."

[Fox]

ha ha that's great! Thanks for sharing. It sounds frustrating in a sense but it's like something you'd see on a TV sitcom or cartoon.