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Kiya · Jul 05, 2009, 05:44 PM

New Tax Form MPD-1040
Form MPD-Certain deductions are available for those who qualify as multiple personalities in the current tax year. Deductions will reduce your taxable income or increase your refund even if it exceeds your income. To qualify, you must pass the following screening test.

1. Mono-personalities with mood swings do not qualify, even if you have been accused of multiplicity.

2. PMS, mid-life crisis, and Monday morning syndrome do not qualify.

3. You qualify if you agree that you are multiple, even if some of you do not admit it, or if some of you agree but others do not but would admit it if they did, or all of you agree to disagree. If you understand this statement, you automatically qualify and may proceed.

EXEMPTIONS
____Claim the number of dependents in your system here.
____Stand back and let the independents claim themselves here.
____Total: Add this number to the total exemption in form 1040.

DEDUCTIONS
____Enter all the costs of therapy sessions, including transportation, band aids, multiple personality wardrobes, cost of therapy and value of your time in training your therapist.
____Check here if you would like these expenses reimburse to your income taken from your perpetrator(s).
____Check here if you think the perpetrator(s) should be audited by the IRS. If it turns out they owe additional funds to the IRS, where should we send you the check?
____Add five cents deduction for every time you have heard or read that multiple personality was presumed to be a disorder.

____TOTAL: Subtract this amount from the income portion of your form 1040.

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Jul 05, 2009, 07:07 PM

this one I thought was funny

Okay so who's out first?
No Who was out yesterday.
Who?
Yes, Who.
Okay I'm asking you who was out and you're telling me Who?
Yes, Who.
Well who are you?
No I'm not Who, I'm Nobody.
Nobody?
Yes I'm Nobody.
But you cant be nobody, You have to be somebody.
No, Somebody's generally angry.
Who is angry?
No, Who is happy. Angry is also angry.
Of course angry is angry, but your definitely somebody.
No, I'm Nobody.
Ok, let me see if i have this... you're no one.
No I'm Nobody... No One was out this morning.
No one was out?
Yeah, No one.
Will if no one was out, who was i taking to then?
No One.
Nobody?
No- No One.
Something's wrong here...
No, Something has been sleeping for a long time.
Who has been sleeping?
No, Something's been sleeping for awhile. Who was out yesterday.
But something has to be someone, doesn't he?
No, Someone is a he, Something is a she.
Huh?
Huh is a-sexual.
Huh?
Yeah, Huh is a-sexual.
(I could keep this going for awhile.. but because we all know how this goes anyway I wont

turquoisesea · Jul 05, 2009, 11:40 PM

*claps*

*smiles*

*yay*

Jul 06, 2009, 12:40 AM

This just happened today and I/ we are still laughing over it.....

and it's TRUE!!!

My husband & I went to a restaurant for dinner. I went in while he stayed outside a while to take photo's. The hostess asked me if I wanted a table for 4 !

I looked behind me & of course there was no one there. So I said "No let them eat ouside." She was all flustered and said "I swear I saw 3 other women with you".

Kiya · Jul 06, 2009, 12:44 AM

Kaika, Calista - those are funny!! =)

multipixie9 · Jul 06, 2009, 02:44 AM

ROFL

HEHE

HAHAHAH

WHHO HOOO

It's about time we got some humor we can find fun for us! I am royally sick of monominds who make bad jokes at our expense - like the one on the voice mail phone options..."it you're multiple push buttons 6, 7 , 8 and 9...argh!

Thanks for the funny, I sure DID need that.

My daughter is getting married next Saturday and it is getting crazy around here...or I should say it is getting crazier around here!!!!!!!!!

Leslie and her Pixies

Ratanddragon · Jul 06, 2009, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaika

this one I thought was funny

Okay so who's out first?
No Who was out yesterday.
Who?
Yes, Who.
Okay I'm asking you who was out and you're telling me Who?
Yes, Who.
Well who are you?
No I'm not Who, I'm Nobody.
Nobody?
Yes I'm Nobody.
But you cant be nobody, You have to be somebody.
No, Somebody's generally angry.
Who is angry?
No, Who is happy. Angry is also angry.
Of course angry is angry, but your definitely somebody.
No, I'm Nobody.
Ok, let me see if i have this... you're no one.
No I'm Nobody... No One was out this morning.
No one was out?
Yeah, No one.
Will if no one was out, who was i taking to then?
No One.
Nobody?
No- No One.
Something's wrong here...
No, Something has been sleeping for a long time.
Who has been sleeping?
No, Something's been sleeping for awhile. Who was out yesterday.
But something has to be someone, doesn't he?
No, Someone is a he, Something is a she.
Huh?
Huh is a-sexual.
Huh?
Yeah, Huh is a-sexual.
(I could keep this going for awhile.. but because we all know how this goes anyway I wont

Who, Hu, and Hugh thank you

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