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So I decided that since I was entering my mid 40s it was time to start doing something for my girl parts. Im doing planks and lower stomach crunches. Im also starting Ben Wa balls. Ive had them for a year or so and ignored them. Deciding that peeing a little bit when I laugh sometimes was not a good sign. So I thought "I got this". ( You should start off wearing them 10 minute every day and work up from there. ) I decided I was better then that and I was going to show myself how good I was.
I popped those suckers in then hubby and I heading to Wal-mart. The ride there was pleasurable, I must admit. Awesome idea!! One point for Buzz Bee. So we were walked in the door and started looking around when suddenly I felt one trying to slip out!! Crud! So I high tale it to the bathroom and poke that sucker back up there, washed my hands, then walked out. Ok I fixed it. I went back to where hubby was suppose to be and started my hubby search. By the time I found him guess what was happening...... We were able to make it to the back of the store, to where that bathroom was, only to find out that freakin thing was being cleaned. Crud again! I was directed to the family bathroom (which was empty thank god) and took those suckers out. I cleaned them with hot water and soap and washed my hands real good. Stuck them in the pocket. I had this lump in the pocket that made me feel self conscience but I made it home. I now will only do this exercise at home until I get stronger. Its great way to strengthen down there as well as Kegles. Just slow and study girls. At least leave Wal-Mart out of it for awhile. __________________ I asked God to keep me safe from my enemies, now half my friends are gone. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Bipolar I MDD -------------------------------------------------------------------- Lamictal-100mg Effexor-225mg Trazodone-100mg propranolol 80mg |
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Yeah we dont want to be showing up in an x-rated version of people of walmart photos! Too funny!!
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Gives me ideas about those stupid TSA body scanners though
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Buzz Bee,
this post made me smile. Thank you. __________________ The best way out is always through --- Robert Frost Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo |
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#7
…maybe have the first amendment etched onto those little guys...
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Btw, i met a guy from the Netherlands (why does that sound dirty??) so i can certify that yes they are all as rosy-cheeked and handsome as the Dutch guy who grabbed the underwear bomber in Detroit a few xmases ago. So maybe youll get lucky!
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I think Hubby might get jealous if I turn someone one during a scanner, omg it would be so funny. Im sure they see all kinds a weird things.
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hahahahha
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I wonder if your iud shows up on an xray. I havent been on a plane since all this changed. Not that i have an iud now but i used to have a copper-7. The rest of my questions i feel like i should send to the happy hooker column in penthouse forum.
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tooo flipping funny
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Hey FYI, Im getting stronger! Now your day is complete, Right?
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#15
I've never heard of those. Thanks for the funny story!
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