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Grand Magnate
Member Since Oct 2005
Posts: 3,886
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1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!! __________________ Please donate to your local animal humane shelter! Thank-you! |
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Wise Elder
Member Since Oct 2004
Location: AZ
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Lol!!! Good one...
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Wise Elder
Member Since Jan 2006
Location: Florida
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YES IT IS......... unless your HUSBAND has a CAR and his BUMPER sticker says:
--- > Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog. < --- LMBO Rhapsody - |
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Magnate
Member Since Aug 2006
Location: U.S.
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__________________ The unexamined life is not worth living. -Socrates |
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Member Since Sep 2006
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hehe, yeah there're lots of good things about being a woman
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Moderator
Community Support Team Member Since Feb 2005
Location: Southwest of Northeast
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Excuse me....ahem
I must take exception to #12 My husband is 21 years younger than me and I don't think or feel like I look like an idiot (at least not for that reason LOL) |
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Elder
Member Since Jul 2006
Location: South Africa
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