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Poohbah
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#41
LOL okiedokie...that is sooo funny and cute!!!
When i was three i had a big vocabulary because i was reading books by then..i dont know but they caught it on tape lol so growing up with that and only being around adults i learned alot of big words mom said i came in from playing one day and shut the door and said "Mom i am so frusserated!" My mom looked at me and said what? and i said frusserated...you know? she almost died laughing hysterically and said oh your frusterated! She tried to be serious because i waas being dead serious but the way i butchered frusterated was too much apparently! __________________ "You look at me, and you dont like what you see. But this is the price of living with you, Mother. " - White Oleander |
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Poohbah
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#42
lol actually i didnt know we were not supposed to douche! Ive never done it before but i thought it was ok...i mean the sell them like their candy or something....hmm now i learned something new
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#43
Douching can cause yeast infections...etc. The vagina has a natural cleaning mechanism. If discharge is coming out.......go see a doctor .....do not douche!
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remember when there weren't adhesive napkins and you'd get the belt hooks stuck in your hair? OUCH! </div></font></blockquote><font class="post"> Or your butt got hungry and tried to eat the elastic in the back, and the gripper dug into your crack?? OUCH!!! I had an acquaintance that called her period "the curse". I used to condemn her for it in my mind. "Yeah, it's a curse to you because you can't have kids!" I was glad I had a period... but guess what? When I got done having my kids, it DID become a curse! GAWD, I hated it!!! So, I took care of that little problem and had a hysterectomy! No more curse! LOL Ooooh, did my aunt get on my case about it, though. __________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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#45
Douching is also bad because, some girls and women used to think (maybe still do?) that douching after sex could help prevent pregnancy, by washing the sperm out, but it actually increases the risk, because it washes upwards first, pushing the sperm into the uterus area. This is also why you're more at risk for developing yeast and other infections, because it pushes the bacteria further into you.
You're also not supposed to do colonic irrigation, except perhaps if a doctor tells you to. Some people do it as a health fad--there are actually centers where you can just go in and get a colonic! But you can weaken your rectal muscles and even make it so you can't poop properly. Again, your body has its own way of cleaning you out. If you want to help your body, drink lots of water, and don't eat heavy or unhealthy foods. And okiedokie, that was great, about the TV repairman! __________________ Maven If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream. Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights |
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<font color="green">I don’t know that I have any stories as funny as y’all have but I do have a few.
I was one of those girls who had an awful time with their menses, so at age 13 I had to have a pelvic exam. It seemed like have the staff of the clinic was in there with me, a doctor, two interns and two nurses to guard my innocence. First, I had that wonderful horror of being gassy when the doctor pressed on my tummy. But even worse was the doctor turning to one of the interns [with his hand in there] that “this girl will never have a problem with having children – she is built for it.” Even worse, he had no clue as to why I had so much pain. Sigh. I was also one of those dumb women who got toxic shock cos I had to use two tampons at a time or would have blood everywhere. One time I must have forgotten that there were two and left the other one in – I had this ugly discharge and the doctor pulled out this nasty green thing. I was soooooo embarrassed. </font> __________________ dalila Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere. -Erma Bombeck |
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I can't believe a doctor would say that! That's unprofessional! It might be even something one could sue for, but I'm not saying it is or that you should. I just find it really degrading and inappropriate.
I've never heard of wearing two tampons at the same time, but as some of us have stated, we've worn two pads at the same time. I understand your embarrassment, but it's understandable that you might forget one when you wear two. At least you survived...I'd rather be embarrassed than disabled or dead, although when you're embarrassed, sometimes you want to die. __________________ Maven If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream. Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights |
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#48
Ahhh that is so embarassing about the tampon! But I always wondered.... if you get sent to the emergency room and you have your period and they're like performing surgery on you or something what do they do? Like if you have a tampon in then you start leaking or something then you're bleeding from somewhere else. Sorry that was random!
But discharge isn't normal? I read online it was for women between periods. __________________ "I tried to be perfect, but nothing was worth it. I don't believe it makes me real." |
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That would have to be when I was about 18 years old, just married, and working at a local 5 and dime..I was a cashier, a young man who had been standing in line, asked me for something I had never heard of before...so I got on the loudspeaker and asked my manager, "I need help Mr...., there is a customer up front looking for a package of "Trojans"..
Well, by the time I turned around to tell him, that the Manager would be here in a moment, all I saw was him quickly leaving out the front entrance... I was slightly miffed, but two Elderly women in line were just busting out laughing, and the Manager was cracking up as he approached my Register. then I noticed others in the store were giggling too.. It took the Older women a few minutes to regain their composure, but they whispered to me what they were (Trojans)...and boy howdy was my face red..I felt so bad for the poor young man...who was probably just as embarrassed as I was...I actually thought they were a brand of cigarettes... __________________ Evangelista We dance round in a ring and suppose.. But the secret sits in the middle and knows.. Robert Frost |
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#50
That is quite funny, but embarassing for you and the customer!
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#51
This thread is great!
When I became sexually active at age 17, no one had ever told me that girls had orgasms, and I was not familiar with all the parts of my anatomy down there. Like the guy would say when we were done, "did you come?" and I would have no idea what he was talking about. He got to teach me. When I was about 20, I spent some time living in Switzerland and I worked in a big grocery store in the toiletries aisle. I had to restock all the items, answer customer questions, etc. My German was OK but I knew no French, and we got a lot of French speakers. One day this lady came in who spoke only French and was looking for tampons. She asked me where they were but I had no idea what she was talking about. So she tried to use gestures and pantomime to communicate. I just didn't know what she was trying to act out, so at last she stomped off, disgusted. Then I noticed one of my co-workers, a guy about my age, had watched the whole thing and was just totally ROTFL. __________________ "Therapists are experts at developing therapeutic relationships." |
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Evangelista, that gave me a good laugh! I've been having slow to no Internet connection off and on, and I've been irritated because of it, but that just made me feel so much better! Thank you!
Sunrise, I'm glad your first guy cared enough to teach you. Some guys only care about their pleasure. That's so sweet! I hope you went up to your co-worker and smacked the heck out of him. You should have gone to one of the cash registers, got on the microphone, and said, "(Co-worker's name) wants TROJANS in EXTRA-SMALL! MICROS if you got'em!" __________________ Maven If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream. Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights |
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I had to think about this, but it didn't take long to remember...
I got married at 18, and had my first daughter at 19. So inexperienced! One day, I went to change my daughter's diaper, and there were *spots* all over her! I rushed her to my pediatrician. When the doctor came in, I went to show her ALL the many spots that were on her. But there were NONE there. Not a one! I started undoing her diaper and looking all over, but they were gone. Turns out, she was COLD. That's what the *spots* were. I could've died of embarrassment!! Jen |
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LOL. My mum took me to the doctor in a panic one day when I was a toddler. She thought I had a horrific skin disease and she was MORTIFIED when the doctor told her I had flea bites. (We had kitties.)
My most embarrassing moment due to lack of knowledge was a shared moment. My college boyfriend and I were 19 and quite excited (and responsibly planning ahead) for losing our virginity together. We went to the drugstore together and bought spermicidal foam and condoms... all ready for the big, romantic night. Well, it turned out that we had bought UNLUBRICATED condoms. They weren't going ANYWHERE... just wasn't gonna happen. My boyfriend was more embarrassed than I was because he felt that guys should KNOW about that sort of thing. Fortunately, we were able to laugh together at our mistake and after a rather sleepless night (wishing we lived near an all-night drugstore), headed off to the store together first thing the next morning for the lubricated kind. __________________ “Almost everything you do will seem insignificant, but it is important that you do it." - Mahatma Gandhi |
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#56
ohhhhhh soooo funny... LOL (sorry.... I see the embrassing part too)... but this story on Trojans... made my night..
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When I was about 14 years old my girlfriend and I decided to try and smoke grass. So we ripped up a brown paper lunch bag and pulled some grass out of the ground, rolled it up in the brown paper and lit it and nearly choked to death! Talk about naive. When I told my older brother what we did, he couldn't stop laughing at me. Oh well..........
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Grass, that's too funny!!! Reminds me of my reaction to this new illegal drug called "cheese" that was on the news. I was wondering, what's wrong with everyone eating cheese? Until I watched the news
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Cheese? What is it? I mean the drug haha.
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It's heroin and tylenol PM mixed together. They showed a pile of it on the news, and it looks like orange powder. I have no idea where the orange color comes from. Weird!
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