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Grand Magnate
Member Since Oct 2005
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Women Drivers (I Love This One)
This morning on the 401, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN !! in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers __________________ Please donate to your local animal humane shelter! Thank-you! |
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Wise Elder
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Location: AZ
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LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Legendary
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Location: cornwall/united kingdom
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__________________ No kind action ever stops with itself. One kind action leads to another. Good example is followed. A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. The greatest work that kindness does to others is that it makes them kind themselves. |
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Grand Poohbah
Member Since Dec 2005
Location: Vermont
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<font color="purple">LMAO!! Sounds like something my hubby would say.... I swear everyday he has something to say about a woman driver... but guess what?!?! He is the one that has gotten tickets, in accidents, etc... Me , not a one!!!! HAHAHAHAHA I love it.... Thanks for sahring a good laugh! </font>
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Hehehe!
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Wisest Elder Ever
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Location: South Africa
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Big Jim and the Twins
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