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Grand Magnate
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May 07, 2007 at 03:26 PM
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Women Drivers (I Love This One)
This morning on the 401, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN !! in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers __________________ Please donate to your local animal humane shelter! Thank-you! 
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Wise Elder
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May 07, 2007 at 06:40 PM
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LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Legendary
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May 08, 2007 at 06:04 AM
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__________________  No kind action ever stops with itself. One kind action leads to another. Good example is followed. A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. The greatest work that kindness does to others is that it makes them kind themselves.
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Grand Poohbah
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May 08, 2007 at 09:32 AM
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<font color="purple">LMAO!! Sounds like something my hubby would say.... I swear everyday he has something to say about a woman driver... but guess what?!?! He is the one that has gotten tickets, in accidents, etc... Me , not a one!!!! HAHAHAHAHA I love it.... Thanks for sahring a good laugh! </font>
__________________ Melinda  Today, NOW! Is the time to tell that someone you love them.....  because tomorrow just might be too late!
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May 09, 2007 at 03:29 PM
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Hehehe!
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Wisest Elder Ever
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May 10, 2007 at 04:09 AM
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Big Jim and the Twins
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