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Apr 06, 2008, 03:35 AM
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Hey now, funny question. I don't know who farts more, me or hubby; but! for anyone who is just as gassy as me, whats the best over the counter anti-gas med youve tried?
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Apr 06, 2008, 03:39 AM
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Hold them in all day then let them go in bed it gets you both warm !
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Apr 06, 2008, 03:55 AM
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lol! I think I would combust if I held them in! Maybe its those darn chocolate covered gummy bears.
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Apr 06, 2008, 08:31 AM
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Lol hope ur not offended BalishBun but ty for the laugh 
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Apr 06, 2008, 09:28 AM
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I'd figure out what is causing them. If you are eating too many "beans," for example, Beano will help that or if you have a lactose sensitivity and are eating too much cheese or dairy, then a lactase pill will help, etc. You're not supposed to be farting that much
 Find and correct the problem.Gas producing veggies: broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, onions, green peppers This article: http://www.uptodate.com/patients/con...=digestiv/7452 says your posture is bad 
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Apr 07, 2008, 12:08 AM
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Gas X...it makes you burp instead of...ya know.
But holding it in is done well with much practice....wait till your in the car. I've never ripped one in front of my husband before and he;s never in front of me....I'm thinking that's weird. |
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Apr 07, 2008, 12:41 PM
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Well hubbie does it in front of me, why cant i do it in front of him? Lol I used to be a little uncomfortable with it, now I don't care, I shouldnt be afraid to do anything in front of him lol. I assume my diet is to blame because today I am fine, but I am a gassy gassy person. Okay maybe I am a little to comfortable about doing it in front of people, I even do it in front of my sisters fiance. Maybe that because I am trying to do everything to make him go away lol!
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Apr 12, 2008, 01:13 PM
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Here's one for ya....
Went in to tell a wife that we were unable to save her husband. He died of a massive infarct. Turned to leave the room and heard her tell her extended family that hubby died of a "massive internal fart." Okie
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Apr 12, 2008, 03:27 PM
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Oh my... lol
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Apr 12, 2008, 06:07 PM
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good one
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