HILLARIOUS - Menopause Joke

kimmydawn · Sep 05, 2008 at 02:41 PM

I got this in email...LOOOOOOOOL. Love it!

I hate to admit this is an exaggeration of me when I get on a good roll around home...LOL.

Quote:

Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILLBE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?

Oh wow! Just realized that this new forums will keep the format of other things such as this email. Way awesome!

KD

bebop · Sep 05, 2008 at 03:03 PM

hahaha good one kimmy!

:Funny-Post:

:Thats-Funneh:

radio_flyer · 03:13 PM

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

pegasus · Sep 05, 2008 at 03:22 PM

I've hit the menopause early! That sounds so like my house!

bananasarecool · Sep 05, 2008 at 03:31 PM

OMG... y'know thats freakishly similar to all conversation at that time of the month

lenjan · Sep 05, 2008 at 05:58 PM

ROFL!!!!

I live alone, but I've had variants of that conversation when I've had guests or lived with others.

cantstopcrying · Sep 05, 2008 at 07:51 PM

Oh I so needed to read that and laugh!!

ECHOES · Sep 05, 2008 at 11:08 PM

LOL

But actually the answer is wrong.
A menopausal woman WOULDN'T change a light bulb because light bulbs produce...
EVEN MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO LEAVE THE DARNED THING BURNED OUT!!

thelostone · Sep 06, 2008 at 11:05 AM

ok, that must mean i am starting menopause. because that is so like my house. "they" have been promising for 4 days that "they" will clean the downstairs. mop the floor, vacuum the carpet, dust, nothing too difficult. there are 4 of "them" and one of me. i already clean the kitchen always, out of self defense. and so my MIL can find things where they belong(she has enough trouble when they are put up properly). that actually sounds just like the fit i threw yesterday.

lost

sabby · Sep 07, 2008 at 10:11 PM

Ain't that the truth????

Rhapsody · Sep 08, 2008 at 02:21 AM

:Help:

AAAAA · Sep 09, 2008 at 04:41 AM

Oh, that is too close for comfort.

eskielover · Sep 18, 2008 at 09:02 PM

I live alone now, but believe it or not....sometimes I have a one sided conversation like that with my doggies.....lol.

Of course, I got practice before this when my husband that I left. So my doggies should be used to it....lol.

Debbie

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bebop Legendary Member Since Oct 2004 Location: Ga Posts: 13,936 19 34 hugs given	Sep 05, 2008 at 03:03 PM #2 hahaha good one kimmy! :Funny-Post::Thats-Funneh:
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pegasus Q&A Leader Member Since Jan 2006 Location: Here Posts: 94,092 (SuperPoster!) 18 4,001 hugs given	Sep 05, 2008 at 03:22 PM #4 I've hit the menopause early! That sounds so like my house! __________________ Pegasus Got a quick question related to mental health or a treatment? Ask it here General Q&A Forum “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein
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bananasarecool Member Member Since Jun 2008 Location: london Posts: 201 16	Sep 05, 2008 at 03:31 PM #5 OMG... y'know thats freakishly similar to all conversation at that time of the month
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lenjan Grand Magnate Managing Editor, PC Member Since Apr 2004 Location: Milky Way galaxy Posts: 4,572 20	Sep 05, 2008 at 05:58 PM #6 ROFL!!!! I live alone, but I've had variants of that conversation when I've had guests or lived with others. __________________
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cantstopcrying Elder Member Since Sep 2008 Location: MI Posts: 5,361 16	Sep 05, 2008 at 07:51 PM #7 Oh I so needed to read that and laugh!! __________________ ____________________________________ "We can't talk at the same time! It doesn't work like that! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk!!" ~ Peanut
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ECHOES Legendary Member Since Aug 2007 Location: West of Tampa Bay, East of the Gulf of Mexico Posts: 14,352 (SuperPoster!) 17 1,021 hugs given	Sep 05, 2008 at 11:08 PM #8 LOL But actually the answer is wrong. A menopausal woman WOULDN'T change a light bulb because light bulbs produce... EVEN MORE HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!! SO LEAVE THE DARNED THING BURNED OUT!!
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sabby Moderator Community Support Team Member Since Feb 2005 Location: Southwest of Northeast Posts: 33,346 (SuperPoster!) 19 6,304 hugs given	Sep 07, 2008 at 10:11 PM #10 Ain't that the truth????
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AAAAA Elder Member Since Oct 2007 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,042 17 1 hugs given	Sep 09, 2008 at 04:41 AM #12 Oh, that is too close for comfort. __________________ I've been married for 24 years and have four wonderful children.
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