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Dec 15, 2008, 03:50 PM
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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?' She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow'
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Dec 15, 2008, 10:22 PM
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LOL I wish I could come up with things like that when people say rude things. haha Thank God my hubby knows better!! Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh, bee.
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Dec 16, 2008, 01:11 AM
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at times I can be quick witted but that one got me lol
you are more than welcome hon! 
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Dec 16, 2008, 01:18 AM
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Dec 16, 2008, 10:38 AM
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 Definitely needed a laugh this morning, thans Bebop
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Dec 16, 2008, 11:42 AM
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rhap lol I take it you like that one lol
BP my pleasure honey!
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Dec 25, 2008, 05:08 AM
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That is awsome!!!
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Jan 02, 2009, 10:03 AM
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I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Next my husband says some thing cocky to me I am going to tell time that joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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