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Okay, here goes! I'm looking for better work and lots closer to home. The details are unimportant right now, but if I don't laugh I will cry. It's so frustrating and so I thought we could try some humor! Here is my not so professional resume! Come on and share yours! Come on...
Cat Lover 123 S. Main Street Nowhere, OH. 55555 123-456-7899 need.a.job@aol.com OBJECTIVE: Looking for a part-time position where I can give back to my community. Preferably on a bus route since my car officially bit the dust yesterday. EDUCATION: Some college, just enough to really see that university life was more about beer than books, at least that's what I thought it was about. Now a little older and wiser, I may as well disclose that I graduated, with honors, from THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, Class of 2015 Come on and share your best resume and job search stories! ![]() Last edited by Cat_Lover_58; Nov 21, 2015 at 11:40 PM. Reason: oops, forgot something |
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I put on my first resume for my first job that I would literally do anything for any amount of pay per hour if they would please give me a chance.
They hired me lol. |
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I'm right there with you! (need a close to home job)
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