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Old Nov 21, 2015, 11:39 PM
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Okay, here goes! I'm looking for better work and lots closer to home. The details are unimportant right now, but if I don't laugh I will cry. It's so frustrating and so I thought we could try some humor! Here is my not so professional resume! Come on and share yours! Come on...

Cat Lover
123 S. Main Street
Nowhere, OH.
55555
123-456-7899
need.a.job@aol.com

OBJECTIVE:

Looking for a part-time position where I can give back to my community. Preferably on a bus route since my car officially bit the dust yesterday.

EDUCATION:

Some college, just enough to really see that university life was more about beer than books, at least that's what I thought it was about. Now a little older and wiser, I may as well disclose that I graduated, with honors, from THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, Class of 2015

Come on and share your best resume and job search stories!

Last edited by Cat_Lover_58; Nov 21, 2015 at 11:40 PM. Reason: oops, forgot something
Thanks for this!
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Old Nov 22, 2015, 02:32 PM
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I put on my first resume for my first job that I would literally do anything for any amount of pay per hour if they would please give me a chance.

They hired me lol.
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Old Nov 22, 2015, 06:56 PM
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I'm right there with you! (need a close to home job)
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