Warped humor showing...but

my email had a spam one with this title:
"GasFairy Exclusive."
sorry but all I could picture was a grouchy old man hiding beans in everyone's drink of choice, where they melted, and did their thing

'course beans don't affect everyone the same way

the other spam had some real winners...stuff I didn't know ya could buy online
and
how did they get me email addy?