My girlfriend is pissed off at me because I don't cry over chick flicks. "Beaches" is one of her favorite movies, and she asked me to watch it; gave me this whole deal about how I was going to cry my eyes out. The ONLY reason I don't like chick flicks is because I don't cry over them and apperently as a female, thats wrong. See, I desensitized myself to movies in like 8th grade so I could watch the horror movies my guy friends did without getting scarred. As I developed sexually, I realized that gorry movies were pretty much my porn. I'm a sado-massocistic freak, what can I say? But I still respect people. My girl use to understand all that. But now I'm a "serial killer waiting to happen" and I "ruin everything she likes" because I didn't cry over beaches. Really? She use to understand me so well... Now everything I do is just so wrong. I don't know how to make her happy anymore...
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