I once had a cat (unfortunately, I could not keep it as my ex husband kept him). The cat who at that time was a teenager-kitten wandered into my residence on my birthday (so I thought of him as MY birthday present - it is unfair that I could not keep him).

The cat has had various names until it became obvious that nothing sticks to him so his name is THE CAT. That fits him.

Among the names he used to have the two most prominent were:

- Santa Claus
- Moses

Since he was both Santa Claus and Moses, I am not surprised that you felt that you were Joseph (a factual correction - per the Bible, Joseph was not fully the father of Jesus) and Santa Claus at the same time. There is some commonality between key Bible characters and Santa Claus that I can plainly see...