Brain: As I look at that scissors... I think maybe you should SI.
Me: But I don't have any reason for that.
Brain: We are talking about it, I think it's good enough reason.
Me: Ok.

30 seconds later...

Brain: I think you need to SI.
Me: Why? I just did!
Brain: That was not deep enough, there will be no scar from it. Do it again.
Me: But why do you need a scar, people will notice.
Brain: And isn't it what you want? That people would notice there's something wrong with you?
Me: I don't know, why would I need anyone?
Brain: Enough questions! Do it.
Me: Ok, but it will be the last time.
Brain: We will talk about it later. We'll see, we'll see...

Can anyone relate to this?