You had entire post devoted to your legal issues, so you were the one to bring it up. Someone asked if you had done jail time in response to your postings about legal issues. You asked for advice and said you would be a moron not to listen. My advice is: take responsibility for your actions. You are going to hear the same thing in addiction treatment, so unless you just want to hear what that you want to hear, consider owning up, getting clean so that you can see what medications work for you, and things will open up for you. Help will be there. Solutions will come to you.