The door on the left. You could dress me up in the lasted fashion, do my hair and make-up, whatever, and I would still take the door on the left.
I don't get the cartoon or the article. I think the whole thing missed the mark on whatever point they were trying to make.
We all judge ourselves, and we all (admit it or not) judge others (to some degree) by their outward appearance.
I think we tend to judge too harshly and perhaps that's just human nature. A mechanism to be used to make ourselves do "better" or strive harder.
I don't know, maybe the only point was to make us question the whole idea of judgment.