I don't know whether many of you have to deal with this, but our septic problems here are UNGODLY. Especially in this heat. It's like, every single time I turn around, the ***** is just piling up. And the more room you give it, the DEEPER it gets. I feel like we've done all the right things you know? There's this stuff you can put in your septic tank to help it (call it septic tank therapy) and it SHOULD help, but no matter how much we pour into it, and no matter how gentle we are with it, it just pukes ***** up. . .constantly. I're really tried to make peace with this thing, but honestly, I think it's out to get me. I'm not kidding! I'm not being paranoid, but it's like, first the septic problem, and then it just keeps flowing down hill. Next the faucet keeps running and just runs and runs and runs and runs. I look at it, fiddle with it, and it's fine. So long as it has attention from me or Paul, it's ok. Soon as we go away, or pay attention to something else. . .there it goes again. And then the toliet (but maybe that's connected to the septic problem?) doesn't want to do it's thing either. I swear to God, the toliet is whining. I kid you not. . .there's this high pitched sound coming out of it unless (you got it) I'm messing with it. Then it shuts up.

I swear. . .I'm surrounded by attention seeking plumbing.