Quoted by JS: "NOOOOOOOOO!

The ex gave me a bottle of wine for Valentine's Day (yeah, don't even ask). No way am I drinking it. I'd rather choke. There's no one else near me who would drink it and I can't throw it out, because wine"

Exactly.

I ended up putting saran wrap over the glass and it's back in the fridge, because yeah, wine. And tomorrow is Friday.