I'm probably awful for saying this, but I would probably beat the sh*t out of the person who did something absolutely horrible to one of my family members. (The guy nearly killed him on purpose.) The guy is in jail right now though... but it would be nice to beat him up.

After that, I'd relax and get some delicious pepperoni pizza with a vanilla milkshake on a white sandy beach in the Florida Keys. Then I'd go snorkeling again and see all the little fishies and dolphins.

Next, I would buy a ton of sh*t I couldn't afford... like maybe a Lamborghini... then drive it recklessly for the LOL's.

I might even buy some expensive diamond or gold grillz for the hell of it. (These things: http://www.submarinechannel.com/wp-c...06/Grillz3.jpg)

I mean, they're so stupid, but I would love to walk around with them because it'd be hilarious. I mean, I'm gonna die, so I can do whatever the hell I want!

Finally, I'd come to your house so we could eat birthday cake Oreos.