What do you do on your last day?

This is a take on the "final meal" thread...

You have a terminal illness and you will die in 1 day. This terminal illness does not affect anything (your brain functions fine, your organs function fine, you can still walk, etc. etc.). It only means that your heart will stop in 24 hours and there is nothing you can do about it. Attempts at resuscitation will fail.

What do you do on your last day?

I would maybe try to save people from burning buildings or try to save hostages or something like that.

I don't ****ing know. I mean, I really don't. Probably rest somewhere beautiful and reflect.

What would you do, blue?

a) Go to the pawn shop bright and early.
b) Buy case of Belvedere.
c) Order oz of Peruvian Flake or similar.
d) Head to the strip joint.
e) Fornicate as much and as many as possible.
f) Die on top or under of one of 'em with a happy face.

Hug and kiss my loved ones, tell them how proud I am of them and how much I love them. Eat pizza and a big juicy steak...pretty deep question

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Spend it with my family. Have too much wine. Swim in the warm ocean and lay on a warm sand beach with a pina colada in one hand and a water gun in the other. Squirt kids on the beach. Build sand castles. Get someone to bury me in the sand to see how it feels. Jump out of an airplane. Listen to some slim shady with my system up, screaming I don't give a f$uck.

I'm probably awful for saying this, but I would probably beat the sh*t out of the person who did something absolutely horrible to one of my family members. (The guy nearly killed him on purpose.) The guy is in jail right now though... but it would be nice to beat him up.

After that, I'd relax and get some delicious pepperoni pizza with a vanilla milkshake on a white sandy beach in the Florida Keys. Then I'd go snorkeling again and see all the little fishies and dolphins.

Next, I would buy a ton of sh*t I couldn't afford... like maybe a Lamborghini... then drive it recklessly for the LOL's.

I might even buy some expensive diamond or gold grillz for the hell of it. (These things: http://www.submarinechannel.com/wp-c...06/Grillz3.jpg)

I mean, they're so stupid, but I would love to walk around with them because it'd be hilarious. I mean, I'm gonna die, so I can do whatever the hell I want!

Finally, I'd come to your house so we could eat birthday cake Oreos.

probably heroin

You could do this right before you die... You know, getting buried alive. You're going to die anyway

I didn't think about drugs. I could do drugs.

It would be fun to get high and do all the stuff I want to do. It'll make everything that much better

What do you think Peruvian Flake is?.

Heroin would have you sleep the day away. That sounds fun but I'd probably load up on some coke. Get more fun crammed into the day. Snort snort.

never mind.

Greedy Colombians. I need some for my last day. I better start searching now and be a prepper about it.

Lol. For some reason, the first time I read it, I thought you said "Peruvian shake"

Do you have firsthand experience?

i'll go to an amusement park- i'd find one close, go on everything their is (even if i don't like it and be sick). hell, it's my last day, so does it matter?

i'd then travel to the tv studios to go on the chase (i would actually love to go on that gameshow) and see how i do

after the chase, i'd rush home, get changed, and head out for a meal and to a Cabaret.

all firsts.. first theme park, first time on tv, and first time at a Cabaret.

sounds good to me!

Why do you need to get changed? You could go naked. I mean, you're not going to live another day, so you might as well go for it

Negative. SWIM.

lol who else knows who SWIM is?

haha. Sounds good, blue.

if i went naked i'd be cold.

lol..

SWIM and I are well acquainted and speak often.

SWIM and me are thick as thieves.

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Trick question. (You are a clever one, st0psign...)

Do we ever really KNOW who swim is? Maybe it really IS swim. Or maybe it isn't. But who'd believe it wasn't swim? (Wait. Isn't that a double negative? Haha.)

How do I know swim?

By having to read up information for a situation involving swim. (No wink and nod there. It actually WAS swim.)

Now those who don't know are probably thoroughly confused! Lol.

(Just couldn't resist playing, seeing how you worded it. )