My 2004 ibook crashed awhile back. Had all my writing **** on it. There's a short story on it I particularly need that isn't anywhere else and I never printed it out, so I thought what the hell and dug my ibook out of the closet. It turned on. Everything loaded!!! BUT NOW THE ****ING INTERNET WON'T LOAD AND I CAN'T GET INTO MY GMAIL ACCOUNT TO MAIL STUFF TO MYSELF. ****!!!! Disk drive doesn't work. Everything is trapped on my laptop! I can open everything but have no way to email it to myself! So now I have to write out a copy of this short story! It's five thousand words long. I'm so ****ing pissed.

Current versions of both my novels are on it too.