I have no advice just commiserations. I’m the parent of a pair of right royal ratbags (fond Aussie speak) who are turning 21 and 22 this year.
I’m thinking of locking up them up until their frontal lobes have finished developing

Those early morning calls are right up there with late night calls.
I’ve had such bad reactions to their ‘adventures’ that we now have a rule in our house: I turn my phone off and they call my hubby if there’s a problem.