Went to the shrink today.
"How are you?" she asks.
Better that yesterday and worse than tomorrow.
"What?".
"You're busy doctor. I feel excellent. Like when I was 39".
"It bothers me when my pacients are doing better than me."
"I'll bet. Suffer doctor, suffer."

"Well, do you need any meds?".
"You're the one with the chart."
"
"I think you're a little hipomanic".
"And enjoying every second of it".
"Are you spending money?."
"Of course. That's what money is for."

"Well, if you feel too high call the nurse".
"Never. I was born like this." "Why change now.".

She gave me a prescription for klonopin., lamotrigine, and my favorite, PAXIL!!!.

THE END.