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Originally Posted by pirilin
Went to the shrink today.
"How are you?" she asks.
Better that yesterday and worse than tomorrow.
"What?".
"You're busy doctor. I feel excellent. Like when I was 39".
"It bothers me when my pacients are doing better than me."
"I'll bet. Suffer doctor, suffer."
"Well, do you need any meds?".
"You're the one with the chart."
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"I think you're a little hipomanic".
"And enjoying every second of it".
"Are you spending money?."
"Of course. That's what money is for."
"Well, if you feel too high call the nurse".
"Never. I was born like this." "Why change now.".
She gave me a prescription for klonopin., lamotrigine, and my favorite, PAXIL!!!.
THE END.
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Hmmmm....I heard paxil is famous for sending ppl into hypo/mania. The horrible sucky confused state of depression and pain I am in makes me want to go beg a script for paxil. I heard its a massive weight gainer though. Vanity before mania is what I always say
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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
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