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Old Feb 09, 2024, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by JaneOnceMore View Post
I have a lot of excess med weight that won't budge now that i am in menopause. I'm always on the lookout for ways to modulate the torment. Humor helps. Here's a couple things i came across recently:

"Women who are fat live much longer than the men who comment on it!"

I found the above one online but thought of one myself: "I'm twice the woman i was before!"
"I'm twice the woman I was before!"

Lol

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