On taking scissors to therapy: One time I bought a box cutter and hand held can opener. I’ll leave the rest to the imagination. (I’m kidding). It was a joke with the therapist because one time she tried to open a very tightly packed box with a pen. (The tape was too strong for that). And the can opener is because one time she bought a can of soup for lunch then realized she didn’t have anything to open it with. (The can of soup didn’t have a pull tab. I know most do, though)

On a separate note..I pulled up a tax calculator and it turns out with my new job my take home pay will be pretty much what my gross pay was at my old job. I wonder if it still was worth it-money wise. I guess it is because that will be about $640 a month deposited in my bank account that I didn’t have.