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So 2 days ago, I bumped into an old acquaintance.. who was it do you ask? A friend from high school; a lovely, jovial female. She recognized me before I recognized her . My whole day was spent on her and we caught up and had some coffee.

I decided to try something new on her, disregarding my usual colloquial conventions I use most of the time.
I, most of the time when wearing a mask displace my Stygian and atramentum behavior but it was something new today.

I told her I was dx'd with ASPD (something I refrain from all the time) and she obviously did not know what it was because her reaction was something like "N'awww, you are antisocial too? I am introverted, I love staying home, reading books and just relaxing.. I find it a lot more comforting, but I don't understand how that is a personality disorder".. I then replied with "neither do I, it's a strange world ain't it?".

Nevertheless, it was good catching up with an old school pal.. she never forgot about the mischief I had gotten into when I was younger and she reminded me of quite a few memories that were good to have a laugh at.

She obviously finds me winsome, we are meeting up again next week.

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excellent to simply Be and let things happen!

"BE HERE NOW."

Hahahah well don't poke her too hard with the talisman, pal. She might be liable to break!

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Jee Shay, I'm not that hastily frisky.

I'm just being a helpful, trusty anonymous internet acquaintance!

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Indeed you are.
Thank you for the heads up squire.

I am of such ebullience tonight.. I wanna have sex with something.. perhaps a sock with shampoo in it?

I hear accidentally getting soap/shampoo in your urethra burns a bit. So be careful!! I'd go the safer route & maybe hollow out an eggplant & fill it with some hand lotion. Hahahahahaha

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I have primary experience with that, the burn is irritating but not something that leaves me with a red penis-gland wallowing into my pillow in agony.

Lmfao, an eggplant? Lol Shay, I think an apple pie is the way to go but that wouldn't even fit an inch of my big globber-droogie... so I got a choice, a rock melon (with jabbed holes all around it so it doesn't make a *****-farting noise) or a lukewarm toilet roll.

Awh, but if you were writhing around in cock-related agony, it would have been funnier! I'm not amused. :[

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockmelons

I vote on becoming a celibate monk so you can use all of that pent-up sexual frustration to set things on fire with your mind. It's the right thing to do.

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A monk frees themselves from materialistic needs.. I am sorry but humans are too good to free myself of. Lol.

I assume you've never heard of a rockmelon.