[scar12346]

Step 1: Get a piece of bread
Step 2: Put bread in toaster
Step 3: Start binge watching Orange is The New Black
Step 4: Almost burn your house down
Step 5: Go full panic mode.

Ahh don't you love mornings!

[handheart]

I will try this ))

[scar12346]

Originally Posted by handheart

I will try this ))

Please don't XD MISTAKES WERE MADE THIS MORNING AND SHALL NOT BE DONE BY OTHERS!

oh i've a better one

step 1: start eating KFC

step 2: out of the corner of your eye, see a helusination of a plain about to crash in to your own wall

step 3: lleave the food on the table, get up, rush out the room- and spend the next hour so anxious and upset, your kneck becomes tight for no actual reason at all- and you start to feel sick.

happened to me. only once

but horrible

[-jimi-]

I seem to try to set fire to things with burning oven mitts. Once I did once my friend did. They can be so flammable! And catch fire just being near a burner...

I probably should go replace the finished battery in the smoke alarm!