[WendyAussie]

To lighten up, I thought we could share some seriously funny life situations you've had - we've all had'm. Here's one of mine:

Many years ago I went on a big camping/hiking trip with my brother and his wife. It was very successful and fun.

But the story happened when we were on the road home. It was very mountainous country and we were driving, and all three of use needed to pee. The roads were vary narrow and there were absolutely no verges on the side of the road to pull up the car and have a pee, and we wanted privacy so we wanted to wait for a patch were there was no traffic. And we found a very tight verge and it looked like no traffic coming either way. So we stop. My brother was standing at the front of the car, my sister in law had the best spot, between the two open doors (we drive on the left so the left side doors were open). I was in the back so had no coverage from the rear side of the car. So here we are, all taking a pee - and out of nowhere traffic starts coming from both directions.

My brother got such a fright he pulled up his jocks and his shorts while he was still peeing and you you can guess what heppened to his pants. Ann was not too bad because she was more covered, but she too pulled up her pants a bit too quickly. And then there's me. Bare arsed with my bum facing the traffic. I too pulled up my pants quick as a flash. We got in the car and Chris was almost a danger on the road because all three of us were laughing so hard and so long that our stomachs hurt. It's a terrific memory.

And then I won't tell you the details of the follow-up at a motel we stayed at on the way home where we had to check each other out for ticks because Ann got one from where we hiked and it was already starting to make her sick. I'll leave the checking each other for your imagination.

[grizmom]

Thanks for the laugh Wendy!!

I don't know if this one will be censored or not:

I was about 14 years old and washing the dishes in the kitchen while my dad was eating a late dinner. All of a sudden my sister (12 at the time) yells from upstairs: "Dad, what's an orgasm?" OMG...my dad is very shy, and he turned red and sent me upstairs to find out what she was doing. I get up there and she's doing her science homework; the word she didn't know was ORGANISM The she turned red when I told her the meaning of both words, and my dad avoided us for days.

[NuckingFutz]

I was in the bath when I heard a knock at the door. So I wrap myself in a towel that doesn, quite cover the back of me. So I am running to the back door. I look outside the window and no one is there. Then I hear a knock at the front door which has windows that have a direct view of my backside! The Jehova's witnesses have witnessed my backside!

[Fresia]

THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH for these. These stories are charming. I needed to laugh more than I can tell you right now. THANK YOU.

[WendyAussie]

Grizmom,. that must be a family favourite. NuckingFutz, well, that's what people get when they doorknock!! (I have nothing against them but they must see some crazy stuff)

[grizmom]

Originally Posted by WendyAussie

Grizmom,. that must be a family favourite. NuckingFutz, well, that's what people get when they doorknock!! (I have nothing against them but they must see some crazy stuff)

Well, my dad doesn't like to hear that particular story!! I like this thread and I hope more people will add to it, so I'm bumping it.

[Aquafara]

OMG! I am dying with laughter. Thank you so much! I really could tell you so many...

Okay, so my sister would KILL me if she knew I was repeating this story, but I'm going to anyway hahaha! Once we were on our way to some fairgrounds thing and I looked over at her and started laughing b/c she had a booger that was clearly visible. She obviously didn't want to get out of the car when we arrived b/c we were meeting her boyfriend there and she embarrasses so easily, plus the booger didn't match her outfit (jk) So after I told her and we looked around the car for a tissue finding no tissues or even a piece of paper, it occurred to me that I saw a tampon in the glove box... She had to get her booger out with a tampon! No joke!!! So funny and I've never let her forget it.

[WendyAussie]

Classic, excellent!

[grizmom]

I grew up on a farm. I was about 17 or 18 years old, and was out sunbathing in my neon yellow bikini. The corn had been cut but the field hadn't been plowed yet, so there were short, dry, SHARP stalks sticking out everywhere.

My mom yells out the window that she is going to let the dog out. I said she better bring her out on a leash. Well, she just sends the dog out, no leash, and the dog takes off across the corn field after a rabbit. So I chase after her, BAREFOOT, cutting my feet on the corn stalks, so she won't run into the road. I catch up with her 1/4 mile away, and then she won't walk home with me, so I had to carry her 15 pound butt home. Barefoot. In a neon yellow bikini. It's funny now, but I was SO angry at the time!!