Yelling at inanimate objects

I avoided this question for the longest time because I didn't want to write some smartass answer to some poor guy who thinks his lamp is talking to him...But now I can laugh. That's funny. xD

I'm glad there are some upbeat posts on here. I'm on here almost as much as I'm on facebook and I have no idea why.

I have a love-hate relationship with my computer. It crashes almost every day, and it crashes 4 consecutive times while doing so. Right now my computer is on safe mode. Let me go get my windows vs mac meme...

*heads to memebase*

Things irritate me greatly when they don't work right, or cause me physical pain. yep, trying to, I guess, balance out my deep, dark, depressing posts with something a little funnier. I have to do the same on facebook. Most people don't want to hear my real thoughts. hahaha

Windows is a giant overloaded and bulky piece of ****. It works.. but I was always partial to strait DOS as a kid and had a hard time switching to windows. It's gotten better, but you're right.. it's no mac.

I'm the opposite, using a mac confuses me. Windows is more user friendly imo.

I'm always yelling at my alarm clock to "shut up already!", and especially the phone, that "I'm coming, I'm coming, would you give me a break!" Neither one of them obey me!

Buggs: That which does not kill me had better run fast!

hehehe

I tend to talk to my pictures alot. They keep me company when I'm lonely.

I threw my head back laughing over this and still am.
The question is not if I yell at inanimate objects, it's do I ever STOP ranting at inanimate objects? D*** little f******!!! Lol. Just the other day, BF suggested I might want to step away from the computer because I was having a particularly verbal day with it. Did I heed this advice? No. What would be the point? I'd be right back at it. And yeah, we're not talking mere statements. It gets personal and viscious. They get a serious earful.
Phone doesn't bother me. It's everything else. Hear you on the expense and questionable wisdom of throwing electronics. Came this close to slamming a work radio (2-way) to the ground. It's mine, but still. Would've been sent packing over it. Many are the electronics which hath received my wrath.
And shelves.
And cords.
And doors.
And.
Oh, and my car is possessed.

Older reference, but Roseanne Rosannadanna was right, "It's always something. If it's not one thing it's another..."

I don't generally go in for conspiracy theories, but those inanimate buggers are up to something.

I'm telling ya, it feels good to yell at something that won't get it's feelings hurt.

I'm a tin foil hat kinda guy myself. Few conspiracy theories pass my way without some type of inquiry.