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...was obsessed with fruit and vegetables this morning.
maybe it's a hint to actually eat something?! but the weird mind plays around.... a sexist fruit?....a mango a sexy vegetable?....a chick pea a fruit that can't afford much?....a paw paw a nut that can pay?...a cashew a fruit that sells itself?...h-avacado a confused snack?...a pea-nut a potentially dangerous grape?...assaultana a fruit that might be in a band?..a rockmelon a bipolar nut?....a macamania a demanding vegetable?...lett-us a racist vege?....a turnip! a seed that just gotta do something?...must-ard a fruit that has no choice?...an orange guess a tomato should be a "red" a beetroot a "purple?" and a pornographic vegetable?...a capsicum! another really very confused addition to a meal?....a chilli! "and what the hell am I?" ...says this thing?....eggplant ![]() my brain is weird.... |
#2
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Wanders a little huh? This is funny. It's ok mine wanders too. If people don't have a little touch of weird then I don't know..
Spinach is my favorite, but what can you do with a spinach? me nothing.
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spinach has got me too?
...plummmm? ![]() |
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Stick it on your thumb.
:/ I'm kind of a pea-nut right now.
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my numb thumb is dumb
it was dumb to be numb my thumb ....found a crumb on my thumb a dumb crumb on my numb thumb not so dumb the crumb but always numb my dumb thumb with a crumb the mind wanders... ![]() |
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![]() Mine wandered off with my soul, I can't think on a roll. Gonna go to the trees and and check with the bees, Find the dirty little troll, and stuff him in a hole. And jiggity jig all the h_ _ e. If you just use stuff like m_ _w. It doesn't matter if it sounds good.
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hehe... ![]() cool |
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stuff that troll in a hole! absolutely, nice groovey rhyme Anika. and... eggplants are weird, it's weird that they are purple, and they have nothing to do with eggs!
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hehe....
![]() ![]() imagine a plant that layed eggs! and a purple one too! like some alien thing... ![]() sorta' purple more blue like maybe not purple at all... ![]() |
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I opened my fridge the other day and....
![]() ....closed it !...right up!! ![]() |
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i like those eggs - could be alien dragons! your fridge needs to be cleaned lol.
awesome pics thanks ![]() |
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...anytime ![]() |
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oooh, I like that blue...could stare at it all day.... its lit up nicely. |
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it's a real treat to stare at cool stuff...
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It split open and looked like raw hamburger meat-YUK. 7 stitches. |
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wow...oooooh!!...nasty sh.it!! was a kitchenhand way back and no-one knew just how drunk I was every shift ....except me full pissed mania in the kitchen! cutting up pumpkins with a giant knife this thing was like a damn sword! and the chef says ... "hey be careful there dude" I look around and agree with dopey audacity meanwhile mr pumpkin samurai immediately removes a chunk of thumb! oops weird how it sorta grew back but it's a bit numb too hehe ![]() got some weird gawps when I tried to cauterize it on the stove.... "tonight we have blood soup!.....anybody"....it's free |
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yum...bloood soup halloween time. I'm so glad you don't work in a kitchen anymore- for your sake and the customers lol. What's a gawp?
chunk o' thumb eewww.....I had chunk of tongue before I got wacked on my jaw so hard I bit part of my own tongue off bleck that hurt like hell blood everywhere. |
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whats a bleck!....?
hehe ![]() a "gawp"...? like dudes stop and stare!.....thats a gawp ...like they be watchin' sh.it and this and that and blink maybe here and there and then SUDDENLY...ooooh! where did my eyeball go and what the?? ....somethin' got my attention.... I just gawped! |
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