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Hmmm... U ok?

Who controals them thats what i want to know. the govt puts chips in them and small one crawl up your nose and burrow into your brain and take control with their horribel little evil eyes that sparkle with malice and mayhem reaping chaos and havoc over a n overwhelmed world of tired melted emaciated flesh-men who crawl about on all fours like the craven little sub-animlas we are.. help

They just little creepy critters more scared of us than we realize. I have 5 cats, they eat the spiders. My cats are my heroes.

But you sound a little psychosis going on, time to call pdoc?

No they don't believe in the spiders. because they are controlled by the spiders and don't want me to tell the world of the impending doom and destruction that will come because we all think they are harmless and here to help.

I promise there are not chips in the spiders, and cats are here to help eat spiders in my house, tasty snack for them. Last time I had irrational fear of spiders I shine white light around me, and they left me alone, i saw a glowing pink Aura around one spider and had a conversation with it, it agreed to stay on its side of the room, but i was delusional. Please call pdoc, it's time for some helper meds or something. I'm going nite nite, long day, hope you can rest too.