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#1
May 20, 2015, 06:42 PM
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it slices it dices it turns depression into dust!
but wait theres more......if you order now you get! the SHAZAM ...wipe away all those bad decisions in a matter of seconds...leaving no stain on YOUR LIFE!
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
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#2
May 20, 2015, 06:44 PM
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FIX A FLAT (mood) One pump from fix a flat and you will be bouncing off the walls with elation! Buy now and receive our forever hypomanic spray for 9.99!
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
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#3
May 20, 2015, 06:56 PM
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do you take credit cards......?
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#4
May 20, 2015, 07:03 PM
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Cash only..
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schizoaffective bipolar type PTSD generalized anxiety d/o haldol, prazosin, risperdal and prn klonopin and helpful cogentin |
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#5
May 20, 2015, 07:13 PM
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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#6
May 20, 2015, 07:57 PM
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And I miss the days of a life still permanent Mourn the years before I got carried away So now I'm staring at the interstate screaming at myself, Hey, I wanna get better! Bleachers - I Wanna Get Better |
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May 20, 2015, 08:16 PM
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  artydollars:
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#8
May 20, 2015, 08:42 PM
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we only take cash because we all know your bipolar credit is all screwed up
HOWEVER we always throw in an extra gift......the one the only ......med tht actually works "the cure capsule" never ever ever need to adjust your meds again 
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
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#9
May 20, 2015, 08:55 PM
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does it have the good mood keeping seal of approval...?
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#10
May 20, 2015, 10:27 PM
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#11
May 21, 2015, 08:45 AM
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do you have a family member that just dosent undertand? "do they tell you things like get over it" , "we all have problems", and "you seem fine to me."
Even though bipolar has been documented in history and research for hundreds of years they questions the reality of it? .......well we have a new product called "shut em the hell up" a whole roll of black duct tape for only 15.99 plus tax! Slap a piece of that tape on the mouth of the offender and find some peace forever
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
| Disorder7, Homeira, Nammu, Row Jimmy, secretgalaxy, Secretum
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#12
May 21, 2015, 10:48 AM
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I love this. It gave me quite a chuckle and I can use all the chuckles I can get.  Best wishes, Gayle Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Bipolar I, Depression, GAD Meds: Zoloft, Zyprexa, Ritalin "Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most." -Buddha  |
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#13
May 21, 2015, 11:31 AM
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Hahaha! This is a great thread.
Mixed state? Crawling out of your skin? Calm down and find peace with InstaRelief. InstaRelief is an antipsychotic like seroquel and abilify, but unlike its cousins, it actually works! Dissolve mixed states, mania, and psychosis in ten minutes! Also works on depression! But the best part is...it stabilizes you at a mild hypomanic state, with zero risk of getting full-on manic or sinking into the abyss of depression. $2,759 for a 30 day supply without insurance. Not available in the US.
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I dwell in possibility-Emily Dickinson Check out my blog on equality for those with mental health issues (updated 12/4/15) http://phoenixesrisingtogether.blogspot.com 
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#14
May 21, 2015, 11:39 AM
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Got a pdoc that doesn't listen? Won't change your meds even when you're in agony? Doesn't seem to truly care? Let them into your own personal hell with the Thought Broadcaster! The Thought Broadcaster allows you to send your thoughts and emotions to your doctor, so that he can feel the intensity of your pain. Also good for skeptical family members!
$100 Warning: the Thought Broadcaster may lead to involuntary hospitalization if used too intensely. Also, confession to your psychiatrist that you are using the Thought Broadcaster may lead to a misdiagnosis of schizophrenia.
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I dwell in possibility-Emily Dickinson Check out my blog on equality for those with mental health issues (updated 12/4/15) http://phoenixesrisingtogether.blogspot.com
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#15
May 21, 2015, 12:48 PM
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[quote=secretum;4458217]got a pdoc that doesn't listen? Won't change your meds even when you're in agony? Doesn't seem to truly care? Let them into your own personal hell with the thought broadcaster! The thought broadcaster allows you to send your thoughts and emotions to your doctor, so that he can feel the intensity of your pain. Also good for skeptical family members!
$100 warning: The thought broadcaster may lead to involuntary hospitalization if used too intensely. Also, confession to your psychiatrist that you are using the thought broadcaster may lead to a misdiagnosis of schizophrenia.[ hahahahahahhahahah love it
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
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May 21, 2015, 04:19 PM
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What's so funny about peace, love and understanding? Elvis Costello |
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#17
May 21, 2015, 04:30 PM
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Tired of the all those ups and downs? Want live life to the fullest without all the blues? Then try our new product - "Bipolar Booty". Just strap it on and let the good times roll! Made from space age polymers, it provides all the comfort of a pillow combined with the effectiveness of any medication you can shake your booty at!
Call now and the first 100 callers will receive "Funk It: The History of Disco Biploar". Disclaimer - this is not an appropriate substitution for the user to get off the couch and disco down. |
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May 21, 2015, 04:34 PM
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Is your thinking too grandiose? Want to move to the hills and live off the land? Having trouble with reality? Well, get grounded, Bunky! Take a look at our new product – “Earth To Stupid Guy!” It comes with all your favorite sayings that your friends and family want to say to you. Just press a button and let ‘er rip!
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#19
May 21, 2015, 05:15 PM
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
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#20
May 21, 2015, 06:46 PM
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#21
May 21, 2015, 09:43 PM
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Hahah this thread is a crack up!
Do you really have commercials like this  lol
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#22
May 21, 2015, 10:45 PM
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Sign me up!
These are a hoot! P.S. I want them all. Is there some kind of bulk savings deal? 
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#23
May 22, 2015, 03:24 PM
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