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Apr 18, 2016, 08:35 PM
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Tired of the jokes, she decided to move to the countryside and dye her hair black.
One morning while exercising in a country road, a farmer came to greet her. Her magnificent figure against the sun; he was falling in love. Trying to retain her presence for a little longer, he deviced a riddle. "Howdy Miss" "Are you from around here?" "Yes I am". "My name is Sweety". "I just moved to the ranch next door." "Well, Miss Sweety, I have a question for you, if you don't mind." "If you can guess how many sheeps are in this here pen, you can take home any one you like." "That's easy". "234". "Correct". "Come in and pick your prize". (Wow, she's smart too, hum.) He tought. When she was going out all happy carring her prize, the farmer asked: "Sweety" "If I can guess the natural color of your hair, would you give me back my dog?"
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Apr 18, 2016, 08:56 PM
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Apr 19, 2016, 01:33 PM
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I worked too hard embellishing this rag to let it die in less than 24. BUMP.
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]Roses are red. Violets are blue.[ Look for the positive in the negative. PIRILON. If lemons fall from the sky, make lemonade. Unknown. Nothing stronger than habit. Victor Hugo. You are the slave of what you say, and the master of what you keep. Unknown. |
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Apr 19, 2016, 04:28 PM
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Apr 20, 2016, 05:11 AM
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His dog is her hair? Bump
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