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i admit, it felt really weird doing fitness rooteens without music. but it also felt really good, and soon i found myself jumping around and bending down to touch my toes, jogging on the spot, and i felt really good about all of it

On the fishbowl appeared the text "Drink me", so I filled a teacup with some of the water and drank the water.

Suddenly, the water in the fishbowl seemed to be drained, the water quickly swirling down through what appeared to be a hole where the bottom of the bowl used to be. The fish screamed for help before falling into what appeared to be a rabbit hole.

The rabbit quickly sprang into the bowl after the fish into the rabbit hole.

I noticed I began to shrink. Being intrigued by the rabbit and the rabbit hole that appeared out of nowhere, I sprang on the table on which the fishbowl stood and I climbed into the fishbowl, dangling from the rim, then unclenching my hands and falling into the rabbit hole.

the old man at the bus stop ... said be very quiet ... I'm hunting that wabbit ......

I did not like him. He had big ears and a nose like a clown.
He scared me. If he did not get a rabbit, would he shoot me next?

I started thinking back to the day I was shot. It seems like yesterday.

I heard a big bang coming from above, glass and wood breaking and bricks falling. I think it was my house being bulldozed.

I heard "beep, beep" and looking over my shoulder I saw a roadrunner running towards me.

but then I looked again and it was a woman in a motorized wheelchair backing up ... beep ..beep ...beep..

On her lap was a grinning Cheshire cat.

Clyde walked out of the back forty " she's found me" he panted

The cats grin grew wider

"I thought you were dead.", I said to him.

"She's mad!", he cried out. "Oh, she can't help that!", said the Cheshire cat.

"We're all mad here", it said. "How do you know I'm mad?", I asked.

"You must be", it replied. "or you wouldn't have come here."

While I was thinking this didn't prove anything, I heard a voice saying "Don't panic".

I turned round. "Arthur!", I exclaimed. The Cheshire cat suddenly disappeared into thin air.

There was Arthur holding a book with written on its cover, in big, friendly letters, "Don't panic". Arthur had a towel draped around his shoulders.

Behind Arthur stood Marvin, our manically depressed robot.

"Marvin!", I exclaimed. "I am so glad you're safe!"

"Beep, beep", said the wheelchair.

"What do you do if you are a manically depressed robot", replied Marvin.

The wheels of the wheelchair started to give way under the weight of the chair and the woman in it, bending so as to be almost level with the ground.

"Beeep", the wheelchair groaned.

The woman in the wheelchair hit Marvin on the head with her umbrella.

marvin made a distorted screaming sound, and then launched in to a rant about how people shouldn't hit robots with anything, because it messes with their systems.

the woman in the chair just grinned at him evily

Then suddenly, "I think that might've done the trick!", exclaimed Marvin. "I loooove you wheelchair lady! I feel great! I never felt so great! I suddenly know what's my purpose in life. What's the purpose of life!"

The wheelchair started to bounce from one wheel onto the other, beeping excitingly. The woman grabbed the arms of the wheelchair so as not to fall off it.

"Oh boy", Arthur said. "I think you just activated Marvin's depressively manic subroutine!"

"I now know I am destined to be the King of this land of wonder! It's so wonderful!", said Marvin. "It's no subroutine: this is the work of God!"

I have no idea what's going on in this thread. Congrats, you people are as loony as me lmao

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It was fun while it lasted though!

and Dorothy clicked her heels together while saying "there is no place like home, ,there is no place like home" ... and there isn't ... when you travel over the rainbow be safe my friends ....

The dog casually sniffed around for a bit and turned to me as if to say "what are you lookin' at?"

20 minits past..

she just stood their waiting to be transported back to her house in kanzaz

but she wasn't. she looked down and realised why.

in sted of golden slippers, she was wearing summer sandals, rendering any magic totally useless

There was a high and very long wall with doors. But all doors appeared to be closed.

There was an actual roadrunner standing near the wall and we could see a coyote running towards it. Quickly it painted a gate on the wall. The opening showed, like magic, a wonderful garden.

Marvin, Arthur, Clyde, the wheelchair woman and I quickly went through it into the garden. Behind us the gate quickly disappeared, leaving the roadrunner and the coyote at the other side of the wall.

We heard screams and bones breaking and growling as the coyote started to feast on its prey. I felt somewhat guilty.

In the distance, we saw a parade of cards with legs and arms, a mouse, some toys, a wizard, brooms with legs and many more, magical creatures.

In the distance, we saw a big, blue castle with many towers and some magical, golden rainbow of sorts, stretching from the tower at the very left to the one at the very right.

Turns out my friend works for the Fbi. I saw them at the Christmas party last year .