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Old Jul 05, 2016, 09:12 AM
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Hello sophisticated members of this forum:

My use of the facilities left me thinking I need to make a comment.
I've been seaching up and down, and didn't find a thread to dump it.
So here is mine. Let's try to converse about **** and shits in a refined manner.

This morning I started a journal about my bowel movement. Since I plan to build it for a long time, it's in semi-columns. Graded from A(outstanding) to F(****ed up.)
Subjects are lengh, width, number, color, consistency and last but not east, smell.

With our condition and the constant change of meds I think if I get out of Beta to at least 1.1. And find an atractive title, like "Your Heath in a Turd."
I can sell millions. Or at least use it to wipe my ***.
C'mon don't be bashful, worse research has been done. Comments?.
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 09:50 AM
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This is not a bad idea. The constitution of your stool is one of the best indicators of general health status, and changes in your health are frequently observed in the toilet. That being said, almost anything can cause your poo to do unexpected things, from a new med to a stomach bug to a scary movie. So the results of your will be hard to analyze. But it will be nothing if not interesting to see what trends you observe. I hope your s*** journal is a massive success - I would certainly buy one for me and everyone I care about (an EXCELLENT Christmas gift from a microbiologist!) Cheers *raises glass* 🍸
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 10:05 AM
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One thing that makes me laugh is when I eat food with too much color dye. My poop becomes whatever color dye I ate.
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 10:08 AM
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I give my t a (hopefully!) regular poop report
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 03:04 PM
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lol

I have IBS. I don't think anyone wants so many reports from one person. My saving grace is Percocet which is the equivalent of a cork.

P, post more. You are interesting lol
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 03:20 PM
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I would like to introduce you to the Bristol stool chart. Please Google. It's real and we use it in the NHS. Enjoy!
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 04:08 PM
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Such odd topics lol

I'm going to go make sure page 2 and 3 pages of threads are getting some replies
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 04:10 PM
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When you have a BM your vagal nerve is relaxed and you are automatically calm. That's why squatting or recreating that movement can help you calm down when you're anxious.
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 04:13 PM
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I would like to introduce you to the Bristol stool chart. Please Google. It's real and we use it in the NHS. Enjoy!
They should just call it the bristool chart
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 04:53 PM
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From what I can see, there has been interesting replies. It's good to expand and spread the knowledge about ****.

a) I have a stamp of approval from a microniologidt.
b) Some Ts want to know about Everything.
c) Percocet is good for the runs. And I'm a case study.
d) Stupid Bristol guy and I had the same idea. Only he did it first.
e) Even if it looks odd, there's nothing more natural. Thank for your patronage.
f) Squatting is a good way to curb anxiety.
g) Unaluna has a sense of humor. Me too.
i) Nobody could phantom how much **** can come out from a little thread.
KEEP IT COMING!!!.

P.S. Thinking about a **** dying Co now.
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]Roses are red. Violets are blue.[

Look for the positive in the negative. PIRILON.
If lemons fall from the sky, make lemonade. Unknown.
Nothing stronger than habit. Victor Hugo.
You are the slave of what you say,
and the master of what you keep. Unknown.
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Old Jul 05, 2016, 06:50 PM
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Mine are pretty ugly, thanks for asking. Maybe if I put a little makeup on them, or knitted them a pretty hat it would help. I've taken a selfie of my stool once, not sure who I planned to show it to at the time. I ended up deleting it but wish I had it to post here. I was severely constipated from RISPERDAL at the time and it looked more like an elephant stool than human.
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