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Sep 22, 2016, 10:30 PM
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"Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says 'May cause extreme sexiness.'"
Hahaha! I love it! 
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...Out of night and alarm Out of terrible dreams Reach me your hand! This is the meaning that we suffered in sleep: The white peace of the waking. ~Edna St. Vincent Millay, "Song of the Nations"~ Diagnoses: Bipolar 2, OCD, Chronic Worrywart  Meds: Lithium (reducing), Trileptal, Latuda, Risperdal, Klonopin and Xanax PRN |
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Sep 23, 2016, 12:48 AM
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Lol! Needed the laugh.
Iain speaks frantically into the phone, 'My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart.' 'Is this her first child?' the doctor queries. 'No, you idiot.' Iain shouts. 'This is her husband.' |
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Sep 23, 2016, 04:38 AM
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a wife collapses after getting out the shower. she slips, and falls to the floor
her worried husband wastes no time and dials 911. the following conversation takes place 911 operator: 911, what is your emergency? man: my wife has collapsed. I don't know what to do! operator: where do you live, sir? man: 21 ucaliptas drive operator: and can you spell that, sir? (bit of a pause) man: actually, give me a few minits and I'll drive her to oak street. that's O.A.K |
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Sep 23, 2016, 04:41 AM
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man sitting in a cafe who has just ordered some alphabet soup.
the door's open, and it's a very hot day suddenly, a bumble bee flies in through the open door, and lands directly in the man's soup man(screaming): waiter, waiter, their's a b in my soup! waiter: i should hope so, and i also hope that all the other letters are their too |
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