[Undesirable]

When you pass a truck, that pulled out in front of you, on the median of the highway going 75 MPH.

When you are out partying all night, get home in the morning and change, and go to work only to repeat it again that night.

Max out all of your credit cards on audio equipment because you believe your going to start a DJ business.

Decide you are going to solve the Grand Unified Theory and spend a boat load of money on books that have never been opened.

Let's hear some of your stories!

when you buy a pet bird, thinking you'll look after it- and have it forever, then a couple of days later, you get so frustrated with it- you'll do anything in your power to rid yourself of it (fact, actually happened to me!)
you've been on so many medications you can list them and also their side affects

you show up to work in a multicolored outfit, but you're so euphoric, you really don't care- and have forgot to take in to account half the clothes don't even fit, or match for that matter

the word, "cycling", means a lot more than riding a bike

you turn your bedroom in to a medieval castle, then spend the next 20 minits trying to work out where you're going to sleep, as your bed got destroyed in the process

you believe you could possibly star in a sequel to the movie superman

[raspberrytorte]

When you make a damn fool out of yourself at work by raging, swearing, and throwing **** around in front of your coworkers! You go off on your boss multiple times when it's better to shut up (and I'm paying for that right now. She has it out for me).

And I know this isn't particularly crazy, but I have NEVER behaved like that before at work! It's so embarassing.

Originally Posted by Undesirable

When you pass a truck, that pulled out in front of you, on the median of the highway going 75 MPH.

Depends on the median... Is it all dirt and grass?

I once drove to work at 4am going 103 mph and using the breakdown lane to pass people... but I didn't use the breakdown lane the whole time. It was much more fun for me to zigzag around cars! So I guess it's pretty similar.

when you start googling strange things such as,

"how do you turn your computer in to a bar vending machine?"

and become convinced that somewhere online, their is a list of instructions to turn your disk drive in to a fully operational snack machine (again, this happened to me!)

you draw a picture of a dolphin jumping out of a birthday cake, request a live dolphin to jump out your cake at your actual party, and then make up constant stories about how many diffrent ways dolphins can actually jump out of birthday cakes

you start chasing sleep so much, you could enter the ginness book of records.

the question, "how are you doing?" becomes impossible for you to answer, because you go through so many emotions at once- it's hard to really say

[Undesirable]

Originally Posted by raspberrytorte

When you make a damn fool out of yourself at work by raging, swearing, and throwing **** around in front of your coworkers! You go off on your boss multiple times when it's better to shut up (and I'm paying for that right now. She has it out for me).

And I know this isn't particularly crazy, but I have NEVER behaved like that before at work! It's so embarassing.

Wow! That suck! Hopefully she will forget about it by review time. Maybe you can take her some raspberry torte to smooth things over.

[Undesirable]

Originally Posted by bluebicycle

Depends on the median... Is it all dirt and grass?

I once drove to work at 4am going 103 mph and using the breakdown lane to pass people... but I didn't use the breakdown lane the whole time. It was much more fun for me to zigzag around cars! So I guess it's pretty similar.

Part of it was but man you are crazier than I am and I know crazy!

[raspberrytorte]

haha! Thanks undesirable.

But trust me. She won't forget. She's abnormal. Yesterday she told me she was going to write me up next time I didn't sign a sheet that I didn't even know I had to sign because it was hidden. I'm doomed!

[LadyShadow]

When you can hear Jesus speaking to you telling you of his "second coming"

When the Universe speaks to you and you follow a star all over a city (Manhattan in my case)

When nature and the "Northern Wind" give you life advice.

Lol so yeah I have been pretty "out" there.

[pirilin]

When you press the fold button and hold pocket rockets.(Aces.)

[raspberrytorte]

Okay. I have another one. When you think you can save the entire world with your positive energy, and etc., and decide to tell your coworker about it because you want to "teach" her how to touch other peoples thoughts. So embarassing!

[Undesirable]

Originally Posted by raspberrytorte

Okay. I have another one. When you think you can save the entire world with your positive energy, and etc., and decide to tell your coworker about it because you want to "teach" her how to touch other peoples thoughts. So embarassing!

Isn't that against company policy?

[raspberrytorte]

lol. I don't know. I'll have to check the handbook.

[wiretwister]

Originally Posted by raspberrytorte

When you think you can save the entire world with your positive energy, and etc.,

I am sure your heart was in the right place ....

When one day you are sure you can save the world from all the evil and infect it properly with positive glowing energy. Then thr next day you can get out of bed or stop thinking about how evil has corrupted and there is no hope for humanity.

[annmaria]

Convinced my phone and family phone was tapped and I was been followed by the police. Called loads of ambulances to A&E convinced I was physically ill and hospital was lying to me. S*** what a crazy time!

[Nammu]

The trees talk to you.

You spend days trying to convince people that you know how to save earth from man

And yeah.....the driving thing.............petal to the metal, wheee

Then later.....life is a prison sentence, no use getting outa bed, the world is going to hell( total isolation)

[Undesirable]

When you hear the voice of your deceased father and swear his spirit is in your house.

[Bipolarchic14]

You become convinced that you are a victim of demonic possession and consider visiting a priest to discuss exorcism.

[Bipolarchic14]

Oh yes and thinking my dog is actually my dead mom reincarnated!

[Jensitive22]

When on a date you burn your leg on the hot pipe of his motorcycle, twist your ankle while hiking around a lake (same date), then head to a motel with him for sex. It took two months for the burn to heal and I still have a scar.

Believing you're a sexual goddess with the power to heal any man with a sob story, married or not.

Staying up all night bidding on Juicy Couture bracelet charms on eBay. I bought 10 of them.

Spending Fourth of July getting high with your daughter and your ex-husband. I hadn't smoked pot in over 30 years. Then I slept with him, and I tripped going to the bathroom and tore the nail off my big toe. Burnt calf, swollen ankle, and now a missing toe nail (for those who are keeping track of my injuries lol) all on the same leg.

You buy 27 hand fans. Seriously, one would have sufficed.

You wake up and declare that you've got to sell the house and move 3,000 miles to a place you've never been. For no reason whatsoever.

You rip down a mountain pass yelling, "Mario Andretti's got nothing on me! I should've been a race car driver!" Intermittantly with loudly singing along to blaring music. On 2 hours of sleep, driving 8 hours to see people for a weekend. And barely sleep. And never shut up.

When you buy two sets of jumper cable because they are on sale but you don't have a car!