i'll start with 1 of mine:

I was about 6 and I was trying to make a cup of tea (yep, what a 6ear old is doing near a kettle) i shall never know.

anyway, i made what i thought was tea (which was, at the time, water and paint in a cup)

walked in to the lounge to drink it, knocked the door, knocked over the shelf with the pretty vase on it- and the whole floor became a sea of water, paint, and broken glass.

very amusing now, but back then it wasn't- it was actually quite fritening.

[Tucson]

I was about eight years old and liked this girl next door. She was at the top of the stairs to the basement. I was at the bottom. I took my clothes off for some reason. She would not speak to me after that time. LOL

[BipolaRNurse]

I was about 10 years old. I tripped on some steps at school and fell down...right under the nose of the boy I liked then.

Originally Posted by BipolaRNurse

I was about 10 years old. I tripped on some steps at school and fell down...right under the nose of the boy I liked then.

oops?

did he still like you after that?

[OctobersBlackRose]

When I was in I think k second grade, I tripped and fell into my desk and chipped a tooth, Infront of the whole class, embarrassing.

[dangerousanimals]

When I was 10 or 11 and my brother was about 8 we were at a park and there was this storm drain/cistern that had a big concrete cap on it. We wanted to see what was in there so we decided to move the cap. Oh, and we did just that.

It took so much force that, once the cap was moved, I couldn't stop myself from falling in. Thankfully it was only about 5 ft deep, and there wasn't much water in there. Lots of wet leaves, tough. The inside stones on the sides were kinda jagged, so I scraped the hell out of pretty much everything. My brother helped me climb out. No, we didn't get in trouble because we claimed the cistern had been left open by someone else...

And I think my mom called the parks and rec office and inquired about how they could be so careless to leave such a dangerous thing open where children could get injured by it.

[ComfortablyNumb5]

I have too many moments to pick one but here's something I'll regret saying lol... well growing up I was obsessed with death. Even at a young age I wanted to be a forensic examiner. It interested me so much I would find animals dead around the neighborhood... birds, road kill etc. Well I felt it would be more respectful to burry them. So I had my own pet cemetery in my back yard. I even held funerals and my friends would come and play instruments lol. There was stuff from gold fish to raccoons. Yeaaaaa..... like I said in a different thread, I was never "normal".

another one from school:

our music teacher wanted us to be creative, and do our own original peace on the keyboard

me: well, i'm not original when it comes to music, so.. can't i just play round and round the garden?. I can play that no problem!

teacher: well, um... not really, but I suppose if it's a diffrent version of round and round the garden, it will be okay

so i ended up just playing round and round the garden medieval style. it was weird!

[BipolaRNurse]

Originally Posted by shattered sanity

oops?

did he still like you after that?

No, it was a case of unrequited love. He barely acknowledged my existence. LOL

[raspberrytorte]

When I was in elementary school I was on the swings during recess, jumped off the swing, and my shirt ripped down the front, all the way down, in front of everyone!!!! It was so embarrassing. I was made fun of that for the rest of the day... and even after school.

their's always 1

playing pass the parcel and the music stopped with me, and I tried to open my later but was struggling

anyway i eventually opened it with some force, and felt something horrible inside (I hate weird stuff on my hands, so it was sort of freaky)

what i'd done.. is you know you get those little toys with flour inside?

well, the force i'd used to try to open my gift had popped the toy and flour was everywhere!

always 1!