So... imagine you're a BP Drug Designer. Kinda like a fashion designer, except for drugs.

You can pick the size, color(s), shape (no suggestive ones, please... I am not swallowing genitals), and fun effect... and I guess flavor too (again, nothing suggestive!)

Idk what "fun effect" is. You decide. Maybe like those pop rocks that pop in your mouth? I'm thinking about those med capsules which have powders in them! Wouldn't pop rocks be so cool?

Or maybe makes you piss rainbows?

Turns your poop gold so it looks like you're sh#tting gold bricks? I have no idea. That's why I'm relying on YOU

[Victoria'smom]

small like kolotipin, bright pink, chew-able, tastes like strawberry starburst. Side effect ENERGY.

Originally Posted by Miguel'smom

small like kolotipin, bright pink, chew-able, tastes like strawberry starburst. Side effect ENERGY.

Mmm starburst...

I guess we could just disguise all meds as starbursts, then hand them to our kids. You know, your kid won't shut up, so you give them a Seroquel starburst. "Look! Candy!"

Idk

[Naynay99]

You should write to glaxosmithKline and get then to make Wellbutrin pop rocks!
ThAt would be fun. Blue raspberry flavor like those blue Italian ices.
Or root beer flavored like dum dum lollipops.

Originally Posted by Naynay99

You should write to glaxosmithKline and get then to make Wellbutrin pop rocks!
ThAt would be fun. Blue raspberry flavor like those blue Italian ices.
Or root beer flavored like dum dum lollipops.

Yeah, it's a party in your mouth. What could be better than that?

Blue raspberry would sell very well. Popular flavor. Although I suppose they could also offer root beer as an alternative flavor. Then it's more fun.

Or or or you could just go with mystery flavored dum dum lollipop. Then u never know what you're gonna get!

Writing email now

[rwwff]

depakote actually comes in a sprinkle cap variety; not much of a step from there to something that tastes like nerdz??

Is that for real? lmao

That's awesome!

Guess they got the memo!

I suppose u could take ur meds and bake them into something...kinda like a pot brownie, except with something like Lamictal. Then u put frosting on top and add ur pretty little depakote sprinkles!

[still_crazy]

chocolate covered amphetamines.

Great ideas, guys. Keep 'em coming! You're welcome to design more than 1 drug!

I would totally eat chocolate covered amphetamines... except I ate a regular amphetamine and it made me psychotic (granted I stopped all my other meds too, but still...)

Edit: I can see it now: different types of chocolates coating your amphetamines. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate... whatever ur little heart desires

Would anyone eat their meds if it was in ice cream form or slushy form?

Kinda like...you pick the drug and you pick the flavor of ice cream (or slushy)... Sorta now Dairy Queen does it. They give you something and they squirt a flavor shot into it. That kinda deal. Except you squirt your med into it

[Victoria'smom]

I don't think I could eat ice cream every day.

[zijax]

Chewable, whimsical, emoticon fairy candy meds!!! I'm a rapid cycler so I have a lot of shifts during one single day, So my meds would be like a rainbow of fruit flavored gummy fairys; some revved up, some calmed down, in different degrees, maybe by percentages...like 'Red Rev 25 %' for a time when I'm somewhta down and need a small boost. Or 'Moody Blue 100%' when I'm manicy.

Awesome thread btw...refreshing like a dive in a cool pond

[usehername]

I actually like the marshmallow smell & flavor of my depakote. My daughter is a fan, too. She also learned that coating dissolves quickly and that cheeking it is not a good idea.

Originally Posted by Miguel'smom

I don't think I could eat ice cream every day.

Yeah, I was thinking about that idea and I slept on it

I think you're right. Ice cream would get a little boring or annoying (or both)

But in theory, for people who need calories for Geodon or Latuda, it could work.

Maybe Latuda and Gordon cookies? Not exactly a pill, but a Latuda cookie would have all 350 calories u need. That kinda deal

[Victoria'smom]

cookies, brownies, cupcakes, fudge

Originally Posted by zijax

Chewable, whimsical, emoticon fairy candy meds!!! I'm a rapid cycler so I have a lot of shifts during one single day, So my meds would be like a rainbow of fruit flavored gummy fairys; some revved up, some calmed down, in different degrees, maybe by percentages...like 'Red Rev 25 %' for a time when I'm somewhta down and need a small boost. Or 'Moody Blue 100%' when I'm manicy.

Awesome thread btw...refreshing like a dive in a cool pond

Thanks

Emoticon meds could be cool. It also mixes things up. One day, you could be eatinng poop 💩, the next you could be eating smiles 😃. Tho we def want to stay away from those little frowny faces. Not so encouraging.

I also like how u can pick ur "side effect". Very nice

Originally Posted by usehername

I actually like the marshmallow smell & flavor of my depakote. My daughter is a fan, too. She also learned that coating dissolves quickly and that cheeking it is not a good idea.

I wonder if u could make depakote s'mores

[usehername]

Originally Posted by bluebicycle

i wonder if u could make depakote s'mores

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Originally Posted by Miguel'smom

cookies, brownies, cupcakes, fudge

Great idea.

I would totally eat all of those... but I'd have to be careful... if they're too delicious, I may eat them all and OD. So they can't be too delicious, but they shouldn't be awful tasting either. There has to be a balance.

I kind of like the idea of chips ahoy. Honestly (and no offense to anyone), but I don't think those cookies taste so great. But they're not so awful either. Tolerable

This reminds me of a dream I had recently... I went to a new ice cream store and one of the flavors was Wellbutrin + Walnuts. That crap cost $8 and didn't even taste good.

My ice cream would be clozapine cotton candy. It's whipped up like regular cotton candy but has the clozapine infused in it.

[pirilin]

As long as it lasts at least a year, I don't care about taste, shape or delivery method.

Originally Posted by escapeartist

This reminds me of a dream I had recently... I went to a new ice cream store and one of the flavors was Wellbutrin + Walnuts. That crap cost $8 and didn't even taste good.

My ice cream would be clozapine cotton candy. It's whipped up like regular cotton candy but has the clozapine infused in it.

lol. That wound be very interesting! except I agree that $8 is a ripoff.

When you said Wellbutrin and Walnuts, were there actual Wellbutrin tablets in your ice cream? Kinda like M&M ice cream, or those delicious peanut butter cup ice creams.

Originally Posted by pirilin

As long as it lasts at least a year, I don't care about taste, shape or delivery method.

up up up the butt we go

shaped like a razor

Originally Posted by bluebicycle

lol. That wound be very interesting! except I agree that $8 is a ripoff.

When you said Wellbutrin and Walnuts, were there actual Wellbutrin tablets in your ice cream? Kinda like M&M ice cream, or those delicious peanut butter cup ice creams.

Nah there was just the med in powder form swirled into the ice cream

[pirilin]

Originally Posted by bluebicycle

up up up the butt we go

shaped like a razor

As long as it's wax. It better lasts a year.