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#51
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for $300 a jar.
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When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them--Rodney Dangerfield |
#52
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It was either pay up or pay the price....
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#53
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...of exile to northeastern Siberia
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#54
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The bears decided that such extortion was wrong and they would try talking to the bees
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#55
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and the bees sang a song that was so beautiful that all three bears fell sound asleep. But then
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#56
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A flock of bee-eaters appeared, wearing headphones.....
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#57
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German headphones, straight from Munich...
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When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them--Rodney Dangerfield |
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And while they were hungry they were quite luckily for the bees, the only vegetarian bee eaters on the continent....
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They were from a commune in Santa Cruz, where a small honey bee cult lived in a series of palm frond igloos.
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When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them--Rodney Dangerfield |
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Each bee in the cult would place a sprig of rosemary under its pillow at night, hoping to dream of its one true love. Then one night a magic...
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#61
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Grasshopper was seen with a sprig of rosemary hanging from its mouth....
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Do grasshoppers eat bees I wondered
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What's so funny about peace, love and understanding? Elvis Costello |
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Fortunately, the grasshopper was so excited about placing the sprig of rosemary under his pillow so as to discover his own true love that he paid no attention to the bees. But the old oak tree...
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The grasshopper somehow remembered rosemary was good for memory.
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#65
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So he put a piece of rosemary in the hollow of the old oak tree, hoping for an old story.
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It was then that the oak tree said...
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#67
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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I was not a tree, but I was a song. I sang to the...
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#69
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stars, the wind and the creatures on a very different world...
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One night while looking at the moon I saw...
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#71
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An odd purple glow....
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emanating from the soul...
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Of an albino frog
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named Ted Textor...
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Ted Textor was the only frog in Keene County who had been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Ted had some very special gifts, which included being able to...
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