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#151
Jul 03, 2020, 09:27 PM
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Help depressed patients as a single chirp could induce happiness...
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#152
Jul 04, 2020, 09:50 PM
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But to hear that chirp required...
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#153
Jul 05, 2020, 12:20 AM
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The right insurance company....
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#154
Jul 05, 2020, 12:27 AM
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But COVID caused...
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#155
Jul 05, 2020, 06:53 PM
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All the good insurance companies to go under.....leaving people chirpless....
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#156
Jul 05, 2020, 07:00 PM
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But then the sky grew bright, shimmering with shooting stars and in flew
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#157
Jul 05, 2020, 07:03 PM
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A magical Phoenix who’s chirp could....
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#158
Jul 05, 2020, 07:06 PM
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cause angels to dance...
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#159
Jul 05, 2020, 09:20 PM
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and when the angels danced, they sang the depressed person's five favorite songs. Then the depressed person felt
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#160
Jul 06, 2020, 01:08 AM
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Giddy with delight...
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#161
Jul 06, 2020, 09:32 AM
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Which was great until someone got greedy and attempted to capture the Phoenix....
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#162
Jul 06, 2020, 09:59 AM
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using sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads...
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#163
Jul 06, 2020, 03:25 PM
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But the Phoenix just absorbed the beams and flew off never to return....
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#164
Jul 06, 2020, 05:46 PM
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No, your see, while flying into a rising amber moon and cresting the lush gorge wall, they suddenly changed course, beginning their descent into Long Draw Ranch's lone 7000 foot runway in lonesome Harney County, Oregon...
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#165
Jul 07, 2020, 01:55 PM
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...where they had decided to visit their favorite old-time mercantile, "Busy Bipolar Bob's Boutique." Their favorite thing about Bipolar Bob's were the horehound candies and the...
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#166
Jul 07, 2020, 03:06 PM
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Bacon cheeseburgers.
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#167
Jul 07, 2020, 03:53 PM
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Being very tall, and times being what they are, they found out they had to order ahead and do curbside pick up. As soon as they saw the paper bag, a chill ran down their phloem and they screamed,"
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#168
Jul 07, 2020, 04:07 PM
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"There's a bird in this bag and it's chirping! Could it be another.....
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#169
Jul 07, 2020, 04:48 PM
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grizzly bear cub come out to play
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#170
Jul 07, 2020, 05:08 PM
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Sure enough the cub who was a musician began to play the violin like Lindsay Stirling.......
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