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...it's OK, I have family there.
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roflmao!
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too funny.
when I was little and we sometimes went to church, and the minister would speak of reuniting with family in heaven, all I could think of was "Are you freaking kidding me?!? I will never get away from them??" Holy Moly. |
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And eactly why do you think you might be taking a trip to hell?
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I have a dream that one day the chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it? I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. ~Kurt Cobain~ Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ~Kurt Cobain~ Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it. ~Elizabeth Wurtzel~ |
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My husband likes to say we are already in hell...
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what Dark Dreams said....I realized I might have been missing something more serious than what was my first impression.
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Balt: I would like to kow why you think you are going to hell.
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Just to clarify this post is ONLY to make everyone laugh.
Hugs and Kisses everyone!!!! |
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well Maybe we can visit them while we're honeymooning there, and I have a lovely summer place just on the edge of the burning lake of fire
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You might want to think twice before you try to use a man’s conscience against him. It may turn out he doesn’t have one. |
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This isn't hell, but you can see it from here
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You might want to think twice before you try to use a man’s conscience against him. It may turn out he doesn’t have one. |
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Heaven doesnt want me and hell is afraid i will take over
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LOLOL If you take over can I have a job? I'm very interested in the position of: Hell Event Planner. |
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Consider the job yours
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I have a dream that one day the chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it? I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. ~Kurt Cobain~ Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ~Kurt Cobain~ Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it. ~Elizabeth Wurtzel~ |
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I'm from the south and hell ain't got nothin on us. Now the north were its cold that's hell.
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AWESOME! Cause I was thinking about some interesting party ideas. I'm just a little confused about how to decorate for the Christmas party... |
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Reminds me of the old joke about the kid in church; the minister asked for a show of hands of all those who wanted to go to Heaven, everyone raised their hand but the kid so the minister asked for all those who wanted to go to Hell, no one raised their hand so the minister point blank addressed the kid, "Hey you didn't raise your hand, why not?" and the kid replied, "I don't want to go anywhere at all, I like it where I am!"
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For the Christmas decorations, everything is upside down and you sing the hymns backwards.
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Yeah, I can't seem to do anything right either according to the experts - not pretty or sweet enough for heaven, I guess - so I'll meet you over at the buffet table. Wonder what kind of food is served there - probably BBQ. I'll bet we won't even have to use napkins!!
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LOL!!! And, I'll get the devil to play Santa. I'm sure he'll come up with an interesting outfit. |
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I have a dream that one day the chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it? I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. ~Kurt Cobain~ Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ~Kurt Cobain~ Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it. ~Elizabeth Wurtzel~ |
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LOLOLO!!!!! I guess you've been to Hell's Christmas parties before and you know my dad.
Small world. |
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I have a dream that one day the chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it? I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. ~Kurt Cobain~ Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ~Kurt Cobain~ Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it. ~Elizabeth Wurtzel~ |
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Oh MY, Santa - what a sharp NOSE you have! ![]() May I hang an ornament on or stick some tinsel up your nose? ![]() |
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He doesn't look like the HO HO HO type....more like the HO HO HA! Type.
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Hmmm ((((((((((santa = satan same letters?)))))??
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the past is my future. the pain is my emotion that is my prison. what I feel is as confusing as to why I feel it? |
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