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Old Jan 09, 2011, 09:19 PM
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...it's OK, I have family there.

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Old Jan 09, 2011, 09:37 PM
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roflmao!
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Old Jan 09, 2011, 10:03 PM
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too funny.

when I was little and we sometimes went to church, and the minister would speak of reuniting with family in heaven, all I could think of was
"Are you freaking kidding me?!? I will never get away from them??" Holy Moly.
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Old Jan 09, 2011, 10:39 PM
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And eactly why do you think you might be taking a trip to hell?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ~Kurt Cobain~

Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it. ~Elizabeth Wurtzel~
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Old Jan 09, 2011, 10:50 PM
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My husband likes to say we are already in hell...
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Old Jan 09, 2011, 11:43 PM
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what Dark Dreams said....I realized I might have been missing something more serious than what was my first impression.
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Old Jan 09, 2011, 11:58 PM
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Balt: I would like to kow why you think you are going to hell.
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 06:06 AM
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Just to clarify this post is ONLY to make everyone laugh.

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Old Jan 10, 2011, 06:21 AM
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well Maybe we can visit them while we're honeymooning there, and I have a lovely summer place just on the edge of the burning lake of fire very nice once you get used to the heat
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 06:22 AM
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My husband likes to say we are already in hell...

This isn't hell, but you can see it from here
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 06:25 AM
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Just to clarify this post is ONLY to make everyone laugh.

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Heaven doesnt want me and hell is afraid i will take over
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 07:06 AM
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Heaven doesnt want me and hell is afraid i will take over

LOLOL

If you take over can I have a job?

I'm very interested in the position of: Hell Event Planner.
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 11:03 AM
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Consider the job yours
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I have a dream that one day the chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. ~Kurt Cobain~

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ~Kurt Cobain~

Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it. ~Elizabeth Wurtzel~
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 11:33 AM
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I'm from the south and hell ain't got nothin on us. Now the north were its cold that's hell.
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 11:56 AM
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Consider the job yours

AWESOME!

Cause I was thinking about some interesting party ideas.

I'm just a little confused about how to decorate for the Christmas party...
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 12:12 PM
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Reminds me of the old joke about the kid in church; the minister asked for a show of hands of all those who wanted to go to Heaven, everyone raised their hand but the kid so the minister asked for all those who wanted to go to Hell, no one raised their hand so the minister point blank addressed the kid, "Hey you didn't raise your hand, why not?" and the kid replied, "I don't want to go anywhere at all, I like it where I am!"
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 12:59 PM
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For the Christmas decorations, everything is upside down and you sing the hymns backwards.
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 01:21 PM
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Yeah, I can't seem to do anything right either according to the experts - not pretty or sweet enough for heaven, I guess - so I'll meet you over at the buffet table. Wonder what kind of food is served there - probably BBQ. I'll bet we won't even have to use napkins!!

Wouldn't it be ironic if you finally made it into heaven, came face-to-face with God to discuss your time on Earth, and he said to you.....


"How did you enjoy Heaven?"
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 03:48 PM
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For the Christmas decorations, everything is upside down and you sing the hymns backwards.

LOL!!!

And, I'll get the devil to play Santa. I'm sure he'll come up with an interesting outfit.
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 03:52 PM
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I'm Going to Hell.
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I have a dream that one day the chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. ~Kurt Cobain~

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ~Kurt Cobain~

Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it. ~Elizabeth Wurtzel~
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 04:02 PM
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I'm Going to Hell.
LOLOLO!!!!! I guess you've been to Hell's Christmas parties before and you know my dad.

Small world.
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 04:04 PM
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I have a dream that one day the chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. ~Kurt Cobain~

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ~Kurt Cobain~

Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it. ~Elizabeth Wurtzel~
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 05:47 PM
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I'm Going to Hell.

Oh MY, Santa - what a sharp NOSE you have!
May I hang an ornament on or stick some tinsel up your nose?
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Old Jan 10, 2011, 06:09 PM
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He doesn't look like the HO HO HO type....more like the HO HO HA! Type.

He might need some tissue, so bring some along to offer him.


Keep an umbrella handy, just in case.
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Old Jan 12, 2011, 12:37 AM
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Hmmm ((((((((((santa = satan same letters?)))))?? I think he might have stole the picture???
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