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Old Dec 12, 2010, 08:50 AM
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Your boyfriend doesn't call you when he says he's going to, so you go to his house and break all his windows.

Only, later you find out he was taking a nap.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 08:57 AM
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You drive like a bat out of hell and honk your horn at every slow driver on the road and pass them on a double yellow line on a curve then give them the finger as you pass them. They were going the speed limit the entire time!
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 09:02 AM
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Someone tells you that you look tired...so you decide you hate their guts.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 10:01 AM
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You just know everyone is plotting againts you just to find out they were. Just not againts me they were giving me an award for all my hard work. I'm sure glad I never go through with my thoughts at work.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 01:33 PM
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You say, "Yes, I'll go (to x, y, z)" and then you "can't" because you broke a dish and your zipper stuck for just a sec and "EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG and I HATE YOU ALL!"
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 01:34 PM
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I hate you so much... Whats for dinner
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 01:40 PM
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ROFLMAO! ExActly!

And
"You said you get out of the meeting by 3:30, and that you'd be home right afterwards!" And you're crying because you just know he's talking to someone who is WAY more interesting than you are and that she's going to seduce him and they'll have sex in the bathroom, and she'll have his baby, and it'll be gorgeous and win the Gerber Baby contest, and he'll just go back to work later anyway, so who f---ing CAREs, and it's 3:40, and the drive is 15 minutes long....
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 01:58 PM
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roflmao! Exactly!

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"you said you get out of the meeting by 3:30, and that you'd be home right afterwards!" and you're crying because you just know he's talking to someone who is way more interesting than you are and that she's going to seduce him and they'll have sex in the bathroom, and she'll have his baby, and it'll be gorgeous and win the gerber baby contest, and he'll just go back to work later anyway, so who f---ing cares, and it's 3:40, and the drive is 15 minutes long....

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Old Dec 12, 2010, 02:18 PM
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You've made a new friend who is a lawyer. You realize that it's exactly what you are suppose to be doing as well. So, you get all the books to study for the Law School Admissions Test (LSAT).

However, the next day your friend calls, who is a nurse, starts to tell you about her day. You start looking into the requirements for nursing school.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 02:29 PM
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LOL--YES, and you think you'd be better at it than she would, anyway!
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 03:06 PM
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LOL--YES, and you think you'd be better at it than she would, anyway!

Oh yeah MUCH better cause she really doesn't even know what she's doing...in fact...she is horrible.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 04:01 PM
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I thought I was the only one who gets himself spooled up like that. I have acutally thought of putting a tracker in her purse so I can catch her with him. If there is a Him I dont know.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 04:58 PM
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I thought I was the only one who gets himself spooled up like that. I have acutally thought of putting a tracker in her purse so I can catch her with him. If there is a Him I dont know.

LOL

Jealousy is a big one for me too. I guess we are so worried about being abandoned we try to prevent it at any and all costs.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 05:01 PM
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Your brain and body feel so hot with rage your sure you're going to burn out.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 07:09 PM
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you know your BPD when your wife won't let you own a Fire Arm for fear she come home and find your lifeless body...

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Old Dec 12, 2010, 07:15 PM
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You know your BPD when you see something on a home makeover show and you think all you need to do is get a sledge hammer and knock out walls without planning and it's that easy! Then you call your husband asking were the sledge hammer is he starts to panic and say's please don't touch anything I am on my way home, all tools all of a sudden start disappearing???
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 07:51 PM
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omg, you all are cracking me up and I'm relating so much!

Your boss doesn't talk to you. It's Monday morning, the first of the month. She is in her office reviewing her hatred of you and writing up the papers to fire you. Finally she will be rid of you!!

Then she stops by your desk with a smile, an offer of coffee, and says "Whew, as if Mondays aren't busy enough, it's Monday and the first of the month! How is your morning going?"

umm...
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 08:07 PM
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Then you call your husband asking were the sledge hammer is he starts to panic and say's please don't touch anything I am on my way home, all tools all of a sudden start disappearing???
OMG That is so true Dont get mad but I am LMAO right know because that sound so much like my wife (the on my way home part and making things disappear).
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 08:12 PM
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[quote=ECHOES;1608618]Your boss doesn't talk to you. It's Monday morning, the first of the month. She is in her office reviewing her hatred of you and writing up the papers to fire you. Finally she will be rid of you!!
quote]

That is so true. I sit there and get all spooled really believing the entire office is againts me. That or when someone messes something up and I have to go into the BIG bosses office to "explain" I really believe they are doing it on purpose to sabatage me so I'll get fired and someone else will take over as supervisor.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 08:17 PM
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thanks for letting me read your minds~~ who hasn't been there once or twice, but Every Day?? omg, what a torment, what a joy ride, what a way to go ~~~ keep posting,, Gus
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 08:57 PM
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OMG That is so true Dont get mad but I am LMAO right know because that sound so much like my wife (the on my way home part and making things disappear).

mad heck no....I can laugh now, but watch out for further post when I change my mind... lol
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 09:03 PM
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mad heck no....I can laugh now, but watch out for further post when I change my mind... lol
It is good to be able to laugh at our sillyness.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 09:10 PM
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It is good to be able to laugh at our sillyness.
you have to laugh when you can you know??? It really makes you feel good....seems the good feelings are few and short you know? ARG!!! So I appreciate like you said the silliness will take it Everyone has been posting some fun stuff today, however even if they didn't the idea of having support man is GRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 09:24 PM
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You know your BPD when you see something on a home makeover show and you think all you need to do is get a sledge hammer and knock out walls without planning and it's that easy! Then you call your husband asking were the sledge hammer is he starts to panic and say's please don't touch anything I am on my way home, all tools all of a sudden start disappearing???
LOLOLOLOL

yeah..and half way through the project you decide you're bored and go watch some TV.
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Old Dec 12, 2010, 09:27 PM
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omg, you all are cracking me up and I'm relating so much!

Your boss doesn't talk to you. It's Monday morning, the first of the month. She is in her office reviewing her hatred of you and writing up the papers to fire you. Finally she will be rid of you!!

Then she stops by your desk with a smile, an offer of coffee, and says "Whew, as if Mondays aren't busy enough, it's Monday and the first of the month! How is your morning going?"

umm...

Oh yeah then when she leaves your desk you rush to delete the hate mail you sent her and pray she hasn't read it first.
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