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Old Feb 08, 2007, 05:13 PM
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A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note. A window was something you hated to clean and ram was the cousin of a goat.

Greg was the name of my boyfriend and gig was a job for the nights. Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account. And if you had a 3 inch floppy, you hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage, not something you did to a file and if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire. Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did, with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue. A web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper and the memory in my head. I hear nobody's been hurt by a computer crash, but when it happens they wish they were dead!
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 03:38 PM
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