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Old Nov 13, 2004, 06:46 PM
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I just heard about these on the radio!

The George Bush Virus... a virus that keeps searching for viruses of mass destruction...

The John Kerry Virus... a virus that saves on both sides of the disk, and prints little purple hearts all over the screen...

The Bill Clinton Virus... a virus with a permanent harddrive but no memory...

The Monica Lewinsky Virus... a virus the sucks all the memory out of your harddrive but then publishes it to everyone...

The Lorraine Bobbit Virus... converts your harddrive to a 3 1/2" floppy then throws it out Windows.

LOL gotcha. New computer viruses
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Old Nov 13, 2004, 07:28 PM
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OMG almost fell off my chair laughing so hard
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Old Nov 13, 2004, 07:34 PM
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thanks Not... yeah that's what happened to me when I heard them on the radio and figured I just HAD to share! ROFL
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Old Nov 13, 2004, 07:57 PM
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LMAO!! Dang! I thought you were serious! New computer viruses Thanks for the laughs. I needed them today. LOL New computer viruses
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Old Nov 14, 2004, 11:17 PM
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I'd like to have the monica one New computer viruses lol
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