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May 10, 2018, 11:14 PM
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You're American when you go into the bathroom. You're American when you come out. What are you when you're in there, though? European.
 If you got 'em, I want everyone's best dad jokes.
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May 11, 2018, 04:48 PM
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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May 11, 2018, 07:14 PM
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(Looking up)
"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's.......a bird." Told me by my dad when I was young.
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May 12, 2018, 04:07 AM
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I’m sure I know plenty but they all seem to have slipped my mind! Someone I work with is always making awful puns/jokes out of various movie titles, which are definitely on a par with dad jokes! If I remember any I will share
 In the meantime here’s a joke my mum taught me and my brother, we weren’t allowed to know the last part until we were 18, it was a bit of an anticlimax! What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or penis? Still no f*ing idea!! 
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