I'm in Grouchy Town today...feel free to share your favorite grouchy things.

Patooey Petunia
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*Oscar's favorite food is sardine and spinach sundaes.*

*His favorite drink is pickle juice.*

*His favorite pet is Slimey the Worm.*

*His best friend is Grungetta Grouch.*

*His favorite activities are attending the disagreeable order of grouches meetings, writing for The Daily Grouch newspaper, and reporting on WORM-TV.*

*His favorite vacation is two weeks at the Mudville City Dump.*

*His favorite weather is cold and nasty, gray sky, and with occasional rain and sleet.*

*His pet peeve is cheerful people.*

*His favorite saying is "Have a yucky day."*

[Kathyanita]

don't he look like Fred Mertz? The biggest grouch in black and white. . .

[Gemstone]

I think there might be some family resemblance here.

If I wasn't so grouchy I would laugh.

[Gemstone]

And there is Groucho Marx.

Goooooooooood thing I'm so grumpy cuz I'd probably be laughing.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Woof.

[Gemstone]

I'm out. I'm off to freakin' la-la-land.

I've had some time to think.

I'm back in.

[CedarS]

I am worse than the Grinch. I am his mother.

If I wasn't so Grinchy I would laugh at that too.

But I'm grumpy and grouchy and my lips won't curl.

[Gemstone]

Salem and I are grouchy too.

[CedarS]

I, the mother of the Grinch, do hereby remind all, if you frown, your face will stick that way. Which, really, is for the best.

Here's Laa Laa in Laa laa land (or Teletubby land possibly).

[tamzinrose]

Wish I was in Lalaland...*sulks*

Oh, but you are, Tamzin. You can be in laa laa land whenever you want to!

Caroline

[tamzinrose]

I think I belong more to Sad Land.

((((((((((Tamzin)))))))))))

Caroline

[tamzinrose]

*Hugs* back for you.

[Gemstone]

Can we play this here and in sad land? This is more grouchy than sad.



You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you
are as follows, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

a very grouchy grinchy gem

You can do just about anything you want in Sad Land or Grouchy Town...just as long as it's not happy or fun.

Does that mean I can sit here with a cold and feel sorry for myself?
It's the holiday - I don't wanna have a cold!

Caroline

[Gemstone]

{{{{Caroline}}}}}

I'm sorry you have a cold.

You can feel sorry for yourself here or in sad land, but you have to be mad about it here.