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Apr 23, 2006, 05:11 AM
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I like poems and I like this one. Does anyone else have any funny poems?
Monday's child is red and spotty Tuesday's child won't use her potty Wednesday's child will not be fed. Thursday's child won't go to bed. Friday's child makes lots of noise Saturday's chld breaks all his toys. And the child that is born ont he Sabbath day Is a pain in the neck like the rest, OK? alice |
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Apr 23, 2006, 04:09 PM
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heeheee heee
yes that did get quite a giggle out of me. ill see what I can find *digs* |
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Apr 23, 2006, 08:18 PM
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 hee hee that was good alice.. I don't know any poems.Songbird
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Apr 24, 2006, 09:06 AM
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That was very funny. I like it very much.
(((((((((((((( Alice )))))))))))))))) Love and hugs, Jan
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Apr 24, 2006, 04:48 PM
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I got another one.
Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair. Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge. Open drawer, empty shoe, anybody's lap will do. Fitted in a cardboard box, in the cupboard with your frocks. Anywhere! They don't care! Cats sleep anywhere. alice |
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Apr 24, 2006, 05:38 PM
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thats so true!!!
Don't badger a groundhog. Don't swallow a grouse. Don't bulldog a poodle. Don't rat on a mouse. Don't parrot a peacock. Don't buffalo moose. Don't hawk a flamingo Don't duck from a goose. Don't ferret out weasels. Don't crab at a shark. Don't hound a chihuahua. Don't crow at a lark. Don't ram an alpaca. Don't leech off a worm. Don't bat at a squirrel and don't bug a germ. Don't slug a sea snail. Don't tick off a louse. Don't ape a gorilla. Don't rat on a mouse. Just take some advice and remember this clue: if you leave them alone they won't monkey with you! |
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Apr 24, 2006, 08:30 PM
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DONUT-FINGERS by Brod Bagert
<font color="#008800">She said, "Do not lick your fingers!" And I know I never should, But the sugar on these donuts Makes my fingers taste so good. I see drippy jelly filling Mixed with crispy donut-crumbs, And I'm licking on my fingers, And I'm sucking on my thumbs. How can a kid resist? Sticky fingers taste so sweet. So for now I'll just be glad I don't eat donuts with my feet. </font>
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Apr 25, 2006, 02:12 AM
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That's a clever one, Rainbowzz!
alice |
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Apr 25, 2006, 02:13 AM
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Oooh yes - I HAVE to lick my fingers when I eat doughnuts. It's funny to think of someone eatingthem with their feet!
alice |
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Apr 25, 2006, 05:40 AM
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Alice,
Just make sure your feet are clean if you try it Hee Hee SongBird
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